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    red faced at bribie 14/10

    After reading mullet musketeers posts about buckleys hole, i thought i'd give this place a go for the low tide around 8am. Collected some live yabbies along the way from that magic shop that opens at 4am on a saturday, the first of which to hit the water was gobbled by a small sole/flounder all of about 15cms, released, and was to be my only catch for the day. Every other yabbie that hit the water was eaten, but then i was either busted up in the channel depth, or busted off against the edge, and if that wasn't the case, I was clearing the bottom of a few branches.


    So, after an hour or so of this, I thought i'd drive up to the jetty for a while, I was planning on meeting my brother chris and friend daz at somerset around lunch time to fish and camp the night, so I had a little more time to pass and a few yabbies still to cast. This is where things go a little pear shaped. In my hurry to get to the water, I'd locked my car keys inside the boot of my hatchback, but didn't realise this until I returned to the car. At first I thought I'd left them on the beach, nope. No one handed any keys into any shops... Retracing steps ... nope. So there I was, wet from the waist down from standing in the water, sunburnt, fishless, standing in the carpark at the blue anchor cafe carrying my gear and locked out of my car. At least I had my wallet and mobile phone.

    RACQ turned up right on the hour they predicted, then spent the next half an hour failing to break in. It turns out that unless I leave a key in the ignition, then there is no power to any of the internal door workings except the external lock. So it doesnt matter if you can manage to push the little central-locking unlock button, it aint going to open. After a phone call to his HQ, he comes back and says sorry mate cant help you.

    VW Assist were very helpful in recommending the use of the spare key. No problems, I'll just drive back to Red Hill in Brissy and grab it eh?

    The locksmith said that if RACQ couldn't get in, then it was unlikely that he would, and I'd still have to pay his call out and wait at least an hour before he got there.

    A phone call to my sister resulted in her driving to Red Hill from Carina, only to be unable to locate the spare in my room even with me on the other end of the phone.

    The police, after listening to my predicament, said looks like your only choice now is to smash a window.

    The customers of both the blue anchor cafe and the ice cream shop looked on in amusement as the crazy sunburnt dude in the coopers cap and wet shoes swung a large piece of metal against his car window, only to have it bounce off several times. Off multiple windows.

    Finally, an elderly couple took pity on me, and offered to drive me home to Brisbane, they live in Hamilton, and they were going right now, in their shiny black mercedes no less!! and they refused to take my offers of petrol money, and they dropped me right at my front door. and they said not to worry, its ok, we've all been teenagers once... i refrained from mentioning that I'm 35 next month and I kept my hat on to cover my greys.

    My sister Steph drove me back to bribie once I had located the spare in a box... under the bed... behind a lot of other boxes... full of books... We timed it perfectly to see the magic sunset and the wedding that was going on opposite Lukes. After giving steph a big hug and saying thanks I finally set off for somerset 6 hours after I should have been there. After getting a happy snap along the road by a nice 4wd on the side of the road just outside of woodford, I made it to somerset to find both chris and daz wearing two wobbly boots each of the Jack Daniels variety and they tell me they have set up camp about 30 meters away from a nesting magpie.

    After 7 hours on the water on sunday, I returned home, again fishless, and my flatmates ask catch anything?

    simon

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    Ausfish Platinum Member T1's Avatar
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    Re: red faced at bribie 14/10

    Top story SLY!! As tired as i am after just completing my BAS, your story put a smile on my face!!

    Sounds like something my good mate SMERDO would do/has done - but i'll leave that for another time!

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    Re: red faced at bribie 14/10

    VWs ay?, i got rid of mine, then i lock the keys in the commodore at the ramp at boyne island 500km away from home and luckily spent only 1\2 hour with a coathanger and went fishin.
    sorry mate gotta laugh
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    BUGGA! Maybe this story will make you feel better, no matter how bad things seem at the time, they could always be worse, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN WORKING!


    This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to a radio station in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

    Hi Guys,

    Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

    As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool.

    So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel-powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea, heats it to a delightful temperature, then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.

    What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my bum started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my bum started to burn! I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.

    Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't
    stick to it. However, the crack of my bum was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the
    jellyfish into the crack of my bum.

    I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically Needless to say I aborted the dive.

    I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression Stops totalling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.

    As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter Running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my bum as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poo for two days because my bum was swollen shut.

    So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
    Worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your bum . Now repeat to yourself, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job." Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish Bad day?

    May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!

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    Re: red faced at bribie 14/10

    aww i was keen as to hit up Bribie on the weekend after reading mullet musketeers post, but now i'm not so sure

    I think i'll take my chances and hopefully have a little more luck than you

    where is this magic shop you speak of?

    Cheers

    J

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    Re: red faced at bribie 14/10

    Great read Well Done

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    Re: red faced at bribie 14/10

    Great story Sly (well maybe not for you)....it's amazing how the comedy of errors can campound. And Canoedle.....that yarn is GOLD ROTFLMAO

    Cheers
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    themisses
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    Look on the bright side. You next fishing trip can only get better!!
    Cheers Kim.

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    Ausfish Bronze Member richos's Avatar
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    Re: red faced at bribie 14/10

    ahah great read! thanks alot

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    Re: red faced at bribie 14/10

    Dam

    Some days you just want to go to work...........NOT!!!!!!!!!

    Great story.

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    kleyny
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    Re: red faced at bribie 14/10

    there only one thing worse than locking your keys in the car
    not catchin a thing on the same trip

    but you gotta laugh either that or cry

    great stories

    kleyny

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    Re: red faced at bribie 14/10

    Thanks for the replys guys! Still laughing myself! But it gets better, yesterday on the way home from lake samsonvale, something under the bonnet popped and sprayed oil all over the hot engine creating monstrous swirling clouds of black smoke. I was waiting for the inevitable seizure of the motor, but it never happened, sounded fine, temp fine, pull over pop the front to find a pipe burst, just below and behind the oil cap. Limped it home, luckily, i was less than a K away. Just got home from work, not game to drive it anywhere, still waiting for someone to turn up. Geez! Talk about kicking a bloke when he's down!

    The shop is The Tackle Shop on the road north to the highway in carseldine. Still going to get a fish in on the weekend, somewhere sheltered from the forecasted wind, up a creek maybe.
    simon

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    Great_White
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    Slyman, I feel for you mate but I did have a laugh as well. I have been told that if you lock your keys in the car and hold your mobile phone up to the car and the person on the other end has the spare set and presses the button the car will open.


    Let me say I haven't tried it yet but will and let you know. Anyhow at least you look like you have used up all your bad luck for the year.


    Peter

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    Mullet_Musketeer
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    Re: red faced at bribie 14/10

    Loved your story - I did the same recently but fortunately only locked them in at Nudgee beach - If its any consolation the water was a bit cloudy at Buckleys a couple of Fridays ago and walked straight off the ledge in my waders and then did the mad swim/ scramble as my waders filled up - then squelched back to the carpark.

    I think you might do better with live worms than yabbies there - but I generally use the gulps - good luck next time.

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