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    The curse of Bugman

    Ladies and gents.

    This a warning for my fellow Ausfish members - please stay well away from me at any times when I'm fishing. At the moment a very dark and vicious curse has descended upon me and crew in my boat.

    So far this marlin season I am 8-8-0 with anything that could go wrong going wrong but Saturday was a new experience - even for me.

    I took Leanne out for a "picnic" in the big boat with a plan of a few swims at Flinders and maybe a quick fish before staying overnight on the inside of Moreton. You couldn't have got a better day - it was hot - no wind - no swell - water was warm - champagne was cold. It really was the reason we own a boat.

    Leanne wanted some sushimi so we put out three rods with verminator pusher lures and had or first stripey on board within 200m of leaving Flinders. No good I had to tell her - lets wait for a yellowfin. 40 mins later and a few more stripeys down she was having a ball.

    Over a gourmet smoked salmon roll for lunch the long rod goes off and Leanne runs down stairs to go again. This one is taking more line and by the time I run down to clear the other two lines she's worried about being spooled. My interest was pricked and sure enough when I look back there's a lovely black jumping clear out of the water and performing a full somersault before landing tail first. By the time I got back into the chair it was 350m+ away and going further. I started backing down but Leanne's arms were struggling to keep up. Her constant cries of stop, as her arms went "jello", had us gaining only slowly on the fish but we had manged to close the distance to 150mish after about 10min.

    It was at this moment the feeling of dread started. It was a solid hook-up and although my anxiety was raised as a result of my luck so far this season, it seemed there was nothing that could prevent Leanne from tagging her first marlin. That was until I looked to my left !

    About 300m away and closing was a big ocean sailing cat. With plenty of spare water around I wasn't too concerned and went back to watching the fish and Leanne. When I looked up again he was 200m away and had yet to divert course despite a bloke on the bow pointing at the pretty marlin going spare out the back of our boat. I started sreaming, waving my arms around and pointing to Leanne and the fish but the three guys out the back of the cat just stood there watching me as if they were stone. I couldn't believe it - they kept bearing down just looking at me and the fish. Leanne was screaming no and I was going beserk but they kept sailing. They crossed 50m from the stern of my boat directly between the fish and us. The line went dead but Leanne's first marlin continued to jump on the other side - just not connected to her rod and reel.

    I switched off the motor with the only sound a quite swish from the cat as it went passed. I then let the biggest tirade of abuse and insults the world as ever seen go at the three blokes who just continued to look at me but a little more sheepishly than before. In between the abuse I could here Leanne saying "don't chase them don't chase them". How did she know what I was going to do even as my hand reached for the key. I looked at her - the disappointment in her eyes and then back at the cat - it was over and there was nothing any of us could do.

    We were both gutted - I felt so bad for Leanne who has wanted to catch a marlin for so long but had always taken a back seat on the boat when we'd gone out fishing with the other boys. She was so close - it was just unbelievable to have it end that way.

    Greg (Sportsfish5) was nearby and had seen the whole thing. I don't think I'll forget his summary "it was like watching a car crash in slow motion" I think that pretty much summed it up.

    As Brooksy said later - the only thing I haven't encountered in my onging marlin battle this year is "space junk". Well there's always next weekend

    Bugman

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    isaac
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    Re: The curse of Bugman

    Hey bugman that really sux hard. Your luck must turn around soon, cheers isaac

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    Oh my god!!!!

    That is wrong. What a ignorant prick or pricks I should say.

    I bet you have never heard a school teacher swear so much after that one. Poor girl....

    I bet you let go a few pearlers as well.
    ""Salad dodging swamp donkeys""
    ""Squirell headed whores"" to name a few

    I hope the was nothing funny going on in the captains chair when the rod went off. (fishing rod)

    Better luck next time my friend
    Chriso


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    Re: The curse of Bugman

    G'day Brett

    Mate thats a bugger...... . They must have shite for brains....

    At least the "Boss" got attached to a nice Black.....that means she will want to come back for more !!

    Have u got any shots of the Big boat in action ??


    Cheers
    Phil

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    Re: The curse of Bugman

    L & B,

    Deepest sympathies for your loss.

    My skipper yesterday called them "the white sheet brigade", traditionally only seen on weekends, with NFI on boating etiquette. He reckons you are damn unlucky cos they are rarely seen to venture any further than Horseshoe Bay.
    Neverless, it was a great read almost like a fairytale adventure.. so tell Cinderella that the story eventually has a happy ending and better luck next time.
    I gotta ask cos one of your fellow AF members will, mate in between eating your gourmet smoked salmon roll, regaining 200m of lost line, verbally berating ocean going cat persons..... where's the photos???

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    Chris,

    Got your message but we were out until late so didn't call back. I still find it hard to believe - Leanne was still talking about it last night. I don't think she'll forget it for a while but she'll have a great story to tell of her first marlin hook-up.

    Lone_wolf
    Someone (could have been me ) left the camera at work DOH !!!

    Phil
    We haven't put up many pics of the new boat - maybe Brooksy and I should get our A into gear and take some.

    Brett

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    Ausfish Platinum Member rando's Avatar
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    Re: The curse of Bugman

    Ill bet the name of that cat is burned on your retina.
    You just cant help stupidity.
    Better luck is just around the corner.
    rando

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    TIM-DONSELAAR
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    dont worry bugman

    bad karma will get these pricks

    cheers tim >

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    Ausfish Silver Member
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    I'm worried that space junk could hurt But at least when that's done it should be smooth sailing

    Steve

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    Re: The curse of Bugman

    Quote Originally Posted by Brooksy
    I'm worried that space junk could hurt But at least when that's done it should be smooth sailing

    Steve
    Hey Steve

    Aren't you a little bit concerned that you have gone shares in the boat with this guy!!!

    Ian

    Brett i'm still pissed for you 3 hours after you told me
    Alcohol doesn't agree with me, but i sure do enjoy the argument!!!

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    Fisher_Boats
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    Geeeze Bugman.........What have you been doing wrong for this sort of luck ?

    Mate some people just don't know or give a rats do they.
    We had a guy up at Caloundra the other week run straight across two lines trolling with livies after we yelled ,held up our rods, everything to let him know and he just bloody did it. I know it's not as bad as being hooked up like you were...... but it still gives you the poops.
    Mate I don't know how you didn't chase them and at least ask them why??
    Hope you had a hankie with ya

    Next time mate [smiley=2thumbsup.gif]

    Cheers Col

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    Re: The curse of Bugman

    geez.. even more bad luck that your line didn't wrap around his prop...

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    Ausfish Platinum Member
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    Re: The curse of Bugman

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    Whats going on Brett ,....what has gone wrong ? Did you smash a bottle of bubbly over the bow yet ? gotta bring the ship into the family !


    or maybe you hogged that bottle ....and some could also be a good excuse

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    bidkev
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    That is just *sooooooo* shitty > Brett, you did well not to chase, although I bet it was the missus who kept you on the rein.

    I ended up in Sandgate court once due to pricks like this. After snapping my line 3 times.......50lb mono doesn't break easy and on each occasion I thought I was going over the side of the pier.........this knobhead sails past (even though I'd warned him that he could end up on the end of the hook) Just as I'm casting a 1kilo mullet on two 12'0s out, he floats past shouting up at the pier. The mullet hit the sail, then opened up a nice gap that let me have a lovely view of Moreton that previously he'd obliterated.

    Took the cops 6 weeks to find me, but they did. Witnesses had stated that I'd said, "I'm warning you you bastard" when in fact I shouted, "you'd been warned". The police had to pursue despite the investigating officer having personal knowledge of me and knowing that it was out of character for me. Anyway, case dismissed. What I gleaned from this was that his crew had supported his statement and there were more of them than me....it was simply a case of, "I've got the loot and own the bay, and you're just a working class oick" Happily the magistrate saw differently.........I'm guessing that he wasn't a yachtie.

    Hope things pick up for you soon.

    kev

    You may be born with a silver spoon in your mouth, but you need gold-hearted people to make your life more tasty.

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    G'day Brett.

    Mate, that is one of the worst acts of blatent wankerism I have ever heard of. I feel so sorry for you and even more sorry for Leanne. And what makes it worse is that there is absolutely nothing you can do.

    Here's to hoping Ymer is flying the flags before long.

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