Perfect Wife

[Barrymundi]

I come form work today and the lovley wife completed the following jobs:

Mowed the lawn
Went to Tackle shop and brought some bait and got some reels spooled

and now is at home packing food for fishing tomorrow.

How lucky am I

[addicted]

AWWWW!!! thats not fair... i wanna go fish'n tomorrow too . your lucky

[swano]

g'day alan i have one too , she bought me a loomis 665 to use at faust in spring (good chrissy presso ehh)

[Mad_Barry]

Does she have a sister ?

[argonautical]

Just don't tell us her father owns a pub.

argo

[Big_Kev]

Make that two sisters

[big_george]

Role me honey and let them lick me to death
BIG george.
PS. are you going over to your father in-laws pub tomorrow for a drink ?

[swano]

nahh he wants me to service the bayliner

[addicted]

3 sisters and a pub!! lol.

[CHRIS_aka_GWH]

Alan,

Your good wife seems a little to keen to get you on the water. I'd be investigating 2 possiblities...

1) an imminent cyclone & a large increase in your life insurance policy

& / OR

2) an unscheduled prolonged visit by the milkman whilst you are on the water

But hey, either way at least you'll be fishin'.

chris

[Volvo]

Barrymundi, they aint perfect unless they come along. Pack the tucker box with all the goodies which should consist of gas Stove,Oil,Flour Salad items and then durin the lull in fishing fillet a coupla sweetlip or other and cook up a feed of fish n chips plus Salad whilst your busy catchin fish for the freezer lol.
Come evening tidy the bed a little and prepare for good nights , errrr,shall we say sleep .
Yup your lucky.

[Volvo]

PS how could i forget ta mention makin ya coffee whilst your so busy .

[Barrymundi]

Back from the morning fishing,

Wife is still going good, she caught the only legal fish.

Come home and she washed the boat

[Dominator]

Hey Barra, can you ask your wife if she teaches classes on how to be a perfect wife. If she will I'll send mine over for some education.

Cheers,

Dominator.

[CHRIS_aka_GWH]

When is Mother's Day by the way ?

This is one girl working hard towards some serious sized gemstones !!!

yours jealously,

chris