Fishing slogans / sayings

[Nugget]

Got any favorites / funny fishing related slogans that would look good on a T-shirt / sticker?
Here's a few to start off.

Rise & Shine. It's fishing time!

Take up a reel sport. . . Fishing!

Fishing is a tough job, but I'm willing to tackle it!

A reel expert can tackle anything.

Fish stories told here....some true !!!

I only fish on days that end in "Y"...

To fish or not to fish...
NOT TO FISH ??
Yea...like that's even an option !

When in doubt...exaggerate !!

Wishin' I'd gone fishin'...

HAIRDOO ~~~~BY BOAT

YOU CAN SEPARATE THE MEN FROM THE BOYS BY
THE SIZE OF THEIR RODS

SALMON-THE OTHER PINK MEAT(this one cracked me up)

FISHING IS NOT A SPORT-IT’S A WAY OF LIFE

IF FISHING IS WRONG, I DON’T WANT TO BE RIGHT

I LIVE WITH FEAR EVERYDAY, BUT SOMETIMES
SHE LET’S ME GO FISHING

SO MANY FISH-SO LITTLE TIME

Fishermen are born honest, but they get over it.


Dave ><>
The things you do when it's blowin' 30knts

[webby]

Fishermen are happy hookers.
I fish therefore i lie.
Fishermen never die they just smell that way.
Its not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle your worm.

Where do you find a crab with no legs ?
Exactly where you found it.

What do you call a shark witha rocket launcher?
Anything he tells you to.

How do you tell when a fisho is lying?
Watch his mouth, if it moves he's lying.

[Quinny69]

"JET SKIS SUCK." Id love a shirt with this on it.
"Fly fishos do it with skill and talent" MQ

[CHRIS_aka_GWH]

*****

fishing isn't a matter of life & death ...
its far more serious than that.

*****

AMATEUR FISHERMAN'S CO-OP
TODAY'S SPECIAL
MACKERAL STEAKS $257.25 /kilo

*****

Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day ...
Teach a man to fish & he'll be broke for life.

*****

i used to have an old yellow alvey reel t-shirt that was my favourite - i wore it till it basically just wore out.
I'd luv an Alvey shirt similar with
Alvey Reels
Seeyainthesurf
emblazoned on it.

chris

[clutter]

Your worst day fishing beats your best day working.

and

My wife(girlfriend) said if I go fishing one more time she'll leave me,

Gosh I miss her.

Cheers, Clutter

[Brett_Hoskin]

Little fishy in the sea
jump upon the hook for me.

or

Little fishy in the brook
jump upon my Fu*#ing hook!

[charleville]

Lonely man seeks woman with boat.
Send picture of boat.

[charleville]

My wife was the best I could get with the boat I had.

[-Henno-]

Probably too deep for a funny shirt but I have always loved:

The more I learn about fishing the more I realise how much more I have to learn about fishing.

[jimbamb]

[smiley=laola.gif] [smiley=laola.gif]
THATS WHY IT'S CALLED FISHIN------ NOT CATCHIN!!!!!!!

[jimbamb]

I've got an ol sticker that goes like this....

I spent most of my money on FISHIN.BOOZE an BIRDS....
The rest I WASTED!!!!!

[scott_b]

Missing husband and dog last seen fishing.
reward for dog.

[whitey73]

[smiley=bandana.gif] No human being, however powerful was ever so free as a fish.
[smiley=clown.gif]Ilike this one .
If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business.

[smerl]

I think this one comes from someone's signature on this site or one of the others. Hope I'm not breaching any copyright but it's the best that I have seen:

Real men smoke Shimano's.

I reckon it would look good on the back of the Ausfish hats.

[Fitzy]

Flyboys have long rods!