What's your favorite BUMPER STICKER

[caloundra]

"Save Ferris" from the movie ferris buellers day off

[philip_thomson]

a good one for a car "my other car is a boat"

[Lachie1]

Saw this one up the coast on the christmas hols.

"If fishing was sex I'd be a Slut"

Bloody Oath I thought

[beefaman]

Fat Chicks.....shoot them dont root them!!

[jimbamb]

My favorite
SPENT MOST OF MY MONEY ON BIRDS BIKES AN BOOZE.........
THE REST I WASTED!!!!!!!!!

[ba229]

I'm a smart fella -------->
<------ He's a fart smeller

[Tony_N]

A variation on some already posted:

If it flies floats or f###s - rent it!

[SeaHunt]

Here is one for you beefaman. 8)

Save the whales..... Harpoon a fat chick.

[webby]

The only ones to have

[CHRIS_aka_GWH]

hey guys,

i own a landrover,

could someone explain to me WHAT the right hand lane is like ?



I once saw an early model holden, pale white with blue checked stripes (police style like cop shop) down the side on the esplanade down at Kirra. The sticker on the rear window -

Mole Patrol
our motto
To Select & To Perve.

[imported_admin]

SURF FISHERMEN HAVE LONGER RODS

[col_aus]

some humour for the ladie fishos

Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ...... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ...... Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ...... Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ...... Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ...... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ...... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ...... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ...... Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ...... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ...... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

[Maria]

Geez Col, which side do you bat for?

[col_aus]

lol imm batting for the rite team ,just thought a few of the ladie fishos would like them

[Quinny69]

What about the classic,
DONT LIKE MY DRIVING? GET OF THE FOOTPATH.