a mates no plate reads
SEX69
a mates no plate reads
SEX69
Know doubt you all have seen the feminist sticker "Women can do Anything" on the backs of cars,cleverly written with texta was included "Yah but can they scratch their Ball's" and even more cleverly written was "No but Ive got my old man by his" ,Cheers Whitto
' if it's called tourist season, why can't we shoot em'
' i love cats, they taste like chicken '
' if it has tyres or tits, it's going to give you problems '
"drive it like you stole it"
"Horn Broken..."
... watch for finger"
"Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window"
"Keep laughing - I'm reloading"
Ben
"I wish I had a big Fox sticker like all the other Wankers!"
"Too many cats, not enough recipes"
there are some bloody halarious bumper stickers out there
Cheers Sam
If it has wheels or a skirt
You can't afford it
I think my favourite has to be:
VIRGIN CONVERSION MOBILE UNIT
Jeremy
"The underlying spirit of angling is that the skill of the angler is pitted against the instinct and strength of the fish and the latter is entitled to an even chance for it's life."
(Quotation from the rules of the Tuna Club Avalon, Santa Catalina, U.S.A.)
Apathy is the enemy
Answer my prayer -- steal this car.
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Back off! I'm not that kind of car.
Beat rush hour, leave work at noon
CAUTION! - Driver legally blonde!
CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds
Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN
Daddy Farted, and we can't get out!!
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Driver carries no cash. He's married.
Get off my ass before I start to like it!
God is Coming and is she PISSED!
I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.
I'm only driving this way to piss you off.
I'm Out of Estrogen And I Have a Gun
I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I'm Not Losing Hair I'm Getting Head
I'm not playing with myself, I'm just adjusting my jewellery.
I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
I am not a bum. My wife works!
I brake suddenly for tailgaters
I don't care, I don't have to.
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life
I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
I have a drink problem - I can't afford it.
I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
I respect your opinion. Just don't want to hear it!
If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?
It only seems kinky the first time.
It sucks to be a man in a lesbians body.
Jesus is coming look busy.
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an #######
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!
Men are Idiots and I married their King
Politicians & Diapers need to be changed... often for the same reason
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
Sex is my religion.. let us pray!
So Many Cats, So Few Recipes
So many pedestrians. So little time!
Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!
Work harder!! Millions on welfare are depending on you.
"THE CLOSER YOU GET - THE SLOWER I'LL DRIVE"........and I mean it :-)
Saw a rego yesterday H20 SKI
kev
Unless your a hemroid GET OF MY ASS !
my ar$e
The older I get, the better I was.
Randall.
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