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Oh dear GOD!
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  1. 20-11-2004, 04:02 PM #1
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    Oh dear GOD!

    THIS is a British lobster. Notice the enormously powerful claws... said to be the most powerful of any crustacean.
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  2. 20-11-2004, 04:03 PM #2
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    Re: Oh dear GOD!

    THIS is a moron who will never again pass a fishmongers without feeling faint
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  3. 20-11-2004, 04:24 PM #3
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  4. 20-11-2004, 04:28 PM #4
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    Hmmm. Do they do do cut and shut jobs too?

    My first born son may find out
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  5. 21-11-2004, 05:04 AM #5
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    The price of bloody lobster in the UK, he probably thought it was worth the risk. I can just imagine a monty python sketch if the manager had pressed charges.......Exhibit 1 yer 'onour a lobster clutching a bollock........exhibit 2.......will the defendant please drop his strides :-)

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  6. 21-11-2004, 10:59 AM #6
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    Must have been a ARSENAL supporter

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  7. 21-11-2004, 11:43 AM #7
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    Now thats what I call a nut cracker
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  8. 21-11-2004, 04:29 PM #8
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    hmmmmm...........got me thinking about a fair punishment option for crab poachers!!!!! If they love our pots/ crabs so much - maybe get a 'wee-bit' closer (excuse the pun!)
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  9. 21-11-2004, 09:01 PM #9
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    In the Middle East they cut a thieves right hand off (eat with your right... wipe bum with left!) I think a mud crab down the shorts is a reasonable punishment for pot thieves!! [smiley=rifle.gif]

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  10. 22-11-2004, 05:14 AM #10
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    Re: Oh dear GOD!

    That's too funny Render! Thanks for the laugh! Here's a few more "stupid crook" stories you all may like.

    http://www.dumbcrooks.com/stories.html
    "When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.-- Mark Twain"
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