Continue the story...

[Mick]

Thought I'd post something a little bit different. The idea of this is everyone writes a line or 2 or 3 to continue the best fishing story ever written. Remember, every good fishing story has drama, exitement, danger and maybe some nudity. I will start things off...

Five celebrities were heading out to sea for a day of fishing. Sandra Sully (channel 10 News), Elle McPherson, Anthony Mundine, John Howard and Guy Sebastian.

They pulled up at their spot and dropped their lines overboard. Suddenly, an argument broke out between Elle and Mundine. Elle called Mundine a soft loser baby that sucks on lolly pops.... (continue the story)

[bugman]

Mundine countered with a sharp verbal jab.

"Look I've seen the video of your sister and if it runs in the family I wouldn't touch you with a barge poll!

"She may be looking for whales all day on the water but all she really needs is a mirror"

John Howard thought this was the funniest thing he'd heard since the Liberal Party strategists suggested he wax his bushy mono brow to resemble a human.

[devocean]

Meanwhile Guy Sebastian was asking Sandra how she gets her nails to shine the way they do when his line went tight and started to make a decent run....

[zedjack33]

A jerk on one end of the rod (Guy Sebastian) , got a jerk on the other end. He was on on!

What ever it was on the line, ran like John Howard having to commit to party objectives!

As the screaming from the reel continued at such a great pace, Guys hair started to smoke.

NO, NO, not the FRO

[DR]

While Mundine was distracted by the scream of the reel , & the squeal of Guy, Elle floored him with a well placed kick to the groin. Howard was impressed " i wish i had done that" he said.

[ba229]

Sandra looked at john and asks "is that a bulletproof jacket under that shirt or are you just happy to see me?"

John responses with "I am way too much man for you Sandra. Did you ever hear what happened to Jennifer Kyte? That was my handy work"

While all this is going on Guy had reeled in the line to reveal ..........

[philip_thomson]

the largest stinking grinner in the history of stinking grinners it was over 2m long. Guy said to John "look it's grin is as large as your mono brow. [smiley=2thumbsup.gif]

the boat was hit by a freak wave and it knocked anthony straight onto a .........

[Heath]

baby whale. Mimi shouted " Can I jump in too?" Choc replied " Only if you show me how to use a computer & how to double click a mouse" Mimi replied with a smile as Guy yelled out.....

[bugman]

EDIT ### not continuing the story but I see someone else has seen the video # /EDIT######3

[jimbamb]

the whale took one look at choc and with a flick of its tail sent choc high into the air,whilst mumbling sumthin about glass jaws.

[ba229]

anthony (chocko) ended up landing back in the boat and said " man that was a hell of a punch"

johnny looked at him and said " nah son what till you meet pauline"

it's at this time that sandra says "hang on guys i think i have something and it ain't a crab".....

[Sportfish_5]

Sandra fought hard and finally set the gaff into the biggest brown trout ever seen.

Johnny was pleased - " We need a few more of them if we are goin to fire the barbie up tonight"

Choc smiled to himself for he had a secret

[NQCairns]

"Hang on!" says Guy looking mighty surprised "whats a brown trout doing out at sea?"

"Thats one of those species that looks for a better home than a scungy lake" recites Sandra with the monotone of a home range picatorial expert.

"Bloody hell!" exclaims Johnny "I ill choke on that!, break its spirit and thow it overboard fast!"

Johnny with the air of a skipper convinced he can now keep the boat afloat order's,
"Elle! you good for nothing loafer, put some clothes on and quickly now, unlock.... THE BRIG!!!.... "

Staring at the back if Guy's head, Chocs smile gets broader as the chains are dragged away..... although unsure if it was lust or mutiny he could sense?

[Mick]

Through the bushy lantana hair on guys head, chock could see another boat coming towards them. Chock laughed as his little secret was about to become common knowlege. Sandra, half naked Elle, Johnny with his pirate hat on and guy all looked at chock and asked him what was so funny. They soon realised what the joke was as the other boat got closer. It was some mates of Chocks. Dizzy Gillespie, Nathan Blacklock, Cathy Freeman, Preston Caampbell, David Peachy and some of the cast and crew from Rabbit Proof Fence and Crocodile Dundee 1.
All of a sudden Sandra pulled in what appeared to be another nice fish, but it turned out to be a dugong...

[cindy]

You guys, boys will be boys !
Methinks a couple of you have your hands on your rods!
lol
Cindy