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Thought I'd post something a little bit different. The idea of this is everyone writes a line or 2 or 3 to continue the best fishing story ever written. Remember, every good fishing story has drama, exitement, danger and maybe some nudity. I will start things off...
Five celebrities were heading out to sea for a day of fishing. Sandra Sully (channel 10 News), Elle McPherson, Anthony Mundine, John Howard and Guy Sebastian.
They pulled up at their spot and dropped their lines overboard. Suddenly, an argument broke out between Elle and Mundine. Elle called Mundine a soft loser baby that sucks on lolly pops.... (continue the story)
"Look I've seen the video of your sister and if it runs in the family I wouldn't touch you with a barge poll!
"She may be looking for whales all day on the water but all she really needs is a mirror"
John Howard thought this was the funniest thing he'd heard since the Liberal Party strategists suggested he wax his bushy mono brow to resemble a human.
Meanwhile Guy Sebastian was asking Sandra how she gets her nails to shine the way they do when his line went tight and started to make a decent run....
While Mundine was distracted by the scream of the reel , & the squeal of Guy, Elle floored him with a well placed kick to the groin. Howard was impressed " i wish i had done that" he said.
the largest stinking grinner in the history of stinking grinners it was over 2m long. Guy said to John "look it's grin is as large as your mono brow. [smiley=2thumbsup.gif]
the boat was hit by a freak wave and it knocked anthony straight onto a .........
baby whale. Mimi shouted " Can I jump in too?" Choc replied " Only if you show me how to use a computer & how to double click a mouse" Mimi replied with a smile as Guy yelled out.....
"Hang on!" says Guy looking mighty surprised "whats a brown trout doing out at sea?"
"Thats one of those species that looks for a better home than a scungy lake" recites Sandra with the monotone of a home range picatorial expert.
"Bloody hell!" exclaims Johnny "I ill choke on that!, break its spirit and thow it overboard fast!"
Johnny with the air of a skipper convinced he can now keep the boat afloat order's,
"Elle! you good for nothing loafer, put some clothes on and quickly now, unlock.... THE BRIG!!!.... "
Staring at the back if Guy's head, Chocs smile gets broader as the chains are dragged away..... although unsure if it was lust or mutiny he could sense?
Through the bushy lantana hair on guys head, chock could see another boat coming towards them. Chock laughed as his little secret was about to become common knowlege. Sandra, half naked Elle, Johnny with his pirate hat on and guy all looked at chock and asked him what was so funny. They soon realised what the joke was as the other boat got closer. It was some mates of Chocks. Dizzy Gillespie, Nathan Blacklock, Cathy Freeman, Preston Caampbell, David Peachy and some of the cast and crew from Rabbit Proof Fence and Crocodile Dundee 1.
All of a sudden Sandra pulled in what appeared to be another nice fish, but it turned out to be a dugong...
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, got a jerk on the other end. He was on on!
Guy said to John "look it's grin is as large as your mono brow. [smiley=2thumbsup.gif]
