friend got seasick
oil spill killed them all
ran out of gas
warm beer
hook was blunt
it rained
My sister just showed me the latest "chick" mag with a guy wearing a Fisherman's excuse shirt
Too rough, wrong spot, water too calm, friend got seasick, line broke, too windy, boat sank, too cold,
hook was blunt, too hot, it rained, wrong bait, warm beer, oil spill killed them all, ran out of gas.
Which one HAVEN'T you used? There are probably 3 I haven't used
friend got seasick
oil spill killed them all
ran out of gas
warm beer
hook was blunt
it rained
can I add....I ate to many pillies?
DICER
"Look, if I told you it would only be an excuse anyway and somehow it'd give you permission to give me crap. How about you just give me crap first and see if I surprise you."
Or how about "If I told you the truth, you wouldn't believe me anyway"
Or how about "...and I ran into a charter boat"
Any fishing is good fishing (should probably say Any fishing is...probably going to be illegal soon)
what charter boat? ???
Southwind SF20 'Piscatoreous'
Savage 14ft tinny "About Time'
there was too much water not enough fish
Bananas onboard
Dicer you worry me!!!!!,Ithought you were geting rid of that esky Devo??????........