Will it convince the greenies? Will it buggery? They'll bash us for bashing's sake.
Please ensure that you anaesthetise all pipis prior to cooking............haven't you seen them open their little shells to scream? And what about all those poor little plankton getting bashed to death by sinkers?
kev
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