We get them in the lakes up here, "happy moments", they usually are no bigger than a couple of cm long but talk about sting, certainly gets the blood pressure up.
A bit like the funny bone, not real funny at all.....I treat them like Tilapia, gentle persuader to the head then make em bird feed...
May the winds blow lightly upon your sails
May the seas buffet gently upon your hull
May your chiller be full of piscatorial delights