If you made it later in the week, the 4th day becomes Thawsday, the day bait is taken from the freezer in preperation for a day of worship. The 5th day becomes Fryday as this is what you do to finish off your day of worship and if you've got any catholic friends it still fits in pretty well with them.
You beauty, got a bible and a day of worship (subject to weather conditions, of course), the paternoster prayer, all we need now is a titular head, some patron saints, tax free status and I believe
COD will be very pleased.