Wobble the car/trailer whil'st reversing,use two or more lanes with your vehicles,get out scratch your nuts, look at the sun for 2 minutes tell the growing crowd behind you to get stuffed after all your OLD.
Start car drive slowly up the ramp, stall it a few times,drive into 2 bays sideways.
Wander down to the packed ramp stubbie in hand,slip over on green moss,swearing loudly jump into boat drive off at great speed and rock all the boats on the ramp.
When you come back in drive infront of every -one else and show them your 5 undersize whiting.Get car, hog ramp, fall over cursing beattie for not cleaning the ramp.
Drive off be sure to drop a big doughy,you dont want to stall it now.