[quote author=eV@Ns_BoY link=1132486785/30#33 date=1133006704]I HAVE A FAIL SAFE METHOD OF DEVOURING OUR BELOVED STINGRAYS...
YOU WILL NEED:
1. A LARGE HOUSE BRICK
2. A SMALL FRESHLY BEATEN STINGRAY
3. A LARGE POT
FIRSTLY BOIL SOME WATER IN A POT, THEN ADD THE BRICK, THEN THE ,AHEM, STINGRAY. CONTINUE TO BOIL UNTIL THE RAY HAS COMPLETLY DISOLVED, (THIS COULD TAKE HOURS!) THEM DRAIN THE LIQUID THEN SERVE THE BRICK WITH A SIDE OF CHIPS, SPRIG OF PARSLY AND A WEDGE OF LEMON.
IF YOU ARE SERIOUSLY GOING TO EAT A DIRTY FILTHY FUC./KING RAY THAN YOU CANT CONSIDER UR SELF A FISHERMEN! THEY ARE THE RAT OF THE OCEAN!!! DIRTY FILTHY