Hi Fooky...sorry to hear you're not well
Try this mate...2 fingers of Bundy (the pincky to the pointer ) a dash of honey...a slurp of hot milk (Don't microwave the bundy...it evaporates off the good stuff) and you can tell ya' missus to put away the gun...guaranteed to fix anything... you'll be back at it in no time
Cheers
Rhys