Green elves, santas and mamma santas

[DICER]

about this time of year green elves start appearing or is this my imagination.....?? ??

[thumps]

typical dutchman...on the Hooch again??

[DR]

ssshhhhhhhhhhhh >

[Black_Rat]

They couldn't be to far off

[kleiny]

maybe december they will appear.
kleiny

[Big_unit]

Shoot to kill, I say.

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Cheers
James

I got a Reindeer last year.

[Zeeke]

kill the friggen elves.. and string that fat bastard up by his jingle bells and bash him with with a 7ft candy cane...


Tim
p.s. Ban Xmas

[Billo]

LMAO .....jolly bunch aren't we !!!!

Yep , sounds like the hoochy has come a little early !

Those reindeer are too easy ....the elves are more fun .....dirty little elves

[dasher]

Shoot to kill, I say.

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Cheers
James

I got a Reindeer last year.

Geez James I'm glad it wasn't dasher mate.

[dasher]

Shyte I just realised I'm sitting here in my Greens Reserve uniform which naturally green. I could be in danger from snipers given that I'm only 4' 16". Hmmm I think it may be sick leave until after xmas.

[harry_h01]

Looks like someone got in some early target practice

[dasher]

You guys better be careful, Santas watching you.

[Zeeke]

Lucky i dont have a chimney.....Santa knows how much i hate him...

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Im lining the elves up already

Tim

[DICER]

This is a recent menu from close to the north pole..... they have been waiting for a feast, and guess what's on the menu ????

Reindeer in oyster sauce of course.

[GBC]

Thanks fellas, my child read this thread and is now an inpatient at P.A. psych ward.......
May the lice of one thousand camels infest your scrotums
Merry Christmas