Some idiot was on the news tonight in cairns harbour drunk and trying to PADDLE into the wind and tide and fell off rescued by harbour security and fined for paddling a kayak drunkslash vessel i thought that if it was motorized yer fair enough but opperating a kayak with a paddle pissed well look out on fraser island in those freshwater lagoons they might put you on the bag while having to many beers and playing with the kids but i suppose its the same as riding a horse drunk.