very close to the actual truth.Originally Posted by Crunchy
Not much is known about this secretive and some say elitist group. It was formed after a breakaway group left a Piscatorial sect after a falling out with the leadership. The new group worship the Crustacean and indeed have one as their emblem. The two sects do cross paths from time to time due to clashes of ancient annual pilgrimages but there is rarely violence, usually just a bit of glaring and a little sulking.
The sect has different levels that members can progress through, the entry level is known as “Crab sh˙te” where most sect members start off. The first proper level is “Order of the claw” followed by “Knights of the Carapace” and finally the inner circle known as the “Gluttons of pork”. Their leader, known only by his title “The Grand Crustacea” is a mysterious man and not a lot is known about him.
The sect has several interesting norms. Nudity seems to feature at many of their male only gatherings. It is forbidden to discuss certain topics (E.g. politics) and any discussions of a serious nature are frowned upon and will have you admonished and possibly even banned which when you really think about it is actually rather incongruous. The sect is non-discriminatory and does not differentiate members by race, or sexuality for that matter. Some members take up female names with “Lisa” being a popular choice. Prospective members can ride push bikes and wear Lycra but those members can never get past the level of Crab sh˙te, often they are not aware of this.
Just as some gangs earn their income from monopolising certain industries, e.g. car towing, this group has a stranglehold on the second hand lead-acid battery market which is where a lot of their income is derived.
The sect is considered reasonably safe to approach but the public are warned that people carrying bacon in their vicinity may be at risk of robbery.
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