Results 1 to 11 of 11

Thread: My Erection Problem

  1. #1

    My Erection Problem

    Dont like it when it doesn't stay straight up....
    The other day I was working on it my missus...
    Had a cover on it...
    Trying to take it off...
    Pushed to the side bit too hard...
    Snapped in half on me bloody...
    Now the bloody thing embarrasses me....

    how do I get my erection problem sorted?

    Max The Turk

    IMG_2301.jpg

  2. #2

    Re: My Erection Problem

    See a pro.
    Jack.

  3. #3

    Re: My Erection Problem

    You can glass sleeve and epoxy it up but best option is just either replace the whip if it seperates from the base or get a new antenna.

  4. #4

    Re: My Erection Problem

    Moejoes said there is medication that will help

    Not sure how he knows though.................

  5. #5

    Re: My Erection Problem

    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    Moejoes said there is medication that will help

    Not sure how he knows though.................
    Yeah, I get them from Back in Black.
    Small blue pills with a "V" stamped into them

  6. #6

    Re: My Erection Problem

    Quote Originally Posted by Moejoes View Post
    Yeah, I get them from Back in Black.
    Small blue pills with a "V" stamped into them
    Huh?? That backfired didn't it

  7. #7

    Re: My Erection Problem

    Age issue lol

  8. #8

    Re: My Erection Problem

    A long thin one will be likley to snap before unleashing it's full potential. A short fat one however will be more sturdy and sure to please. It is howhever all about the gain; the bigger the gain, the more likey the pain.
    Can someone, anyone please like my facebook page? I need at least 30 likes.... Please

    http://www.facebook.com/suncoastcivilwater

  9. #9

    Re: My Erection Problem

    Put a ping pong ball on the end. The wife will now see it and not abuse it.

  10. #10

    Re: My Erection Problem

    when the wife sees it with a large white growth on the end of it she won't want to go anywhere near it.

  11. #11

    Re: My Erection Problem

    long thin/short fat not good for this situation as mine is long and fat...

    No ping pong balls in the shed, gave up on those when I finished uni...

    Tried blue pills, didn't do anything to the antenna but it had great side effects, had some heart rate issues though...

    Tried trusty Scottar's advice.
    Didn't have any fiber glass around but had some carbon fiber sheets.
    Wrapped with some resin around it and hardened like a rock, stiffer than ever before.
    Some white electric tape around to blend in, all worked well.

    Thanks you Ausfish

    Back to fishing on Monday.

    Max The Turk

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •