Originally Posted by
FatBuoy
This all brings back memories of working in boat sales.
Saturday was probably my least favourite day.
Often you have booked an early water test, plus you have customers coming to pick up their new boat which supposed to be ready for Friday and probably still isn't.
The guy from the water test is trying to make an important purchase decision and people picking up their new boat would see it as a really exciting day.
But you do not have enough time for them because your boss advertises everywhere "call us 7 days a week / for all your boating needs" so the phone is ringing already and you are being paged repeatedly.
Some calls might be someone looking at an old boat somewhere and wants to know if they are any good, how much they weigh and how much a new motor and stuff would cost IF he buys this mystery boat. And there is someone on hold asking things like should he have trim tabs, can you beat a certain price, how thick the alum is on the tinny, how fast something should go, outboard prices x 10, trade in values, when will their boat be ready, what do we have in stock, what time is low tide, how do I get my boat back on the trailer, how much does a 3hp weigh,
Meanwhile, people are walking around the boat yard and you need to be out there. Bugger the phone....?
Adding to your confusion is that there is a bus stop outside and a fisn'n'chip shop next door. Both these supply an endless parade of people with 10 minutes to kill and no intention of buying anything.
Telling them apart from more prospective buyers is not always easy to do quickly. The phone is still ringing by the way. Some ######## is at reception complaining that they cant find a salesman. Some people from out of town made a special trip to the yard and just arrived. And some seniors in their lawn bowls clothes are getting out of a car and the ladies are extending their sun umbrellas.
That boat is finally ready at the service centre so you need to charge off and pick it up. Mister 'came in 3 times during the week' is back and looking serious. And the lawn bowls team are wishing for an enlightening tour of marine products to fill in their day.
The fish n chips you ordered for lunch are well and truly cold now and the mechanics have all gone home so boats that wont start are being towed to the sales office and tech questions are being put thru to sales. The receptionist is telling you that there are people in the yard and she has no brochures for half the boats that are out there.
And they need your help in the chandlery.
In the middle of all this you are supposed to somehow find the one or two people that are actually going to buy a boat this month, possibly today. That is the hardest part.
And you ask yourself " Why would a serious buyer want to try and talk to someone like me right now?" No wonder they buy boats on the bloody internet!