Yeap, that is pretty smart. You float glass bottles to a crowd of pissed idiots on the shore and how do you expect them to return answer??? Incoming!!!!
What if the farmers mind him?
Macca, you will have only been away from your bride for a few minutes - don't do it! Surely you have better resistance than that. If fact I am going to be crook.
I am not sure what pillow bighting antics you city folk think is ok, but us refined country gentlemen are certainly not use to this sort of behaviour. Might need to bring the shottie to this shindig.
Yeap, definately the shottie. Might make that the pump action just incase as there seems to be quiet a few of these 'happy' city folk coming on Jason's boat.
WTF?? Have gone the tontine chopping path too? You need to get out of that smog and into some fresh country air to clear your head a bit. Maybe a few hours with 'the package' will bring you back into alignment (or completely do your head in). Eitherway you will be tuned.
I am seriously thinking of going over on the boat to Straddie now. What does it cost to take a tractor over?