1770 M&G cook off bet

[Jarrah Jack]

Yes well I have a bit of time to get a pair. I will uphold my end of the deal. Hope I don't make too many ill!

Looking forward to it Macca, I've put the wife on notice as well, to keep a lookout for a very strange phenomenon in the form of a muscular hunk wearing pink tights. I know you won't disappoint her.

[thelump]

Looking forward to it Macca, I've put the wife on notice as well, to keep a lookout for a very strange phenomenon in the form of a muscular hunk wearing pink tights. I know you won't disappoint her.

The only way she wont be disappointed Terry is if she is easily pleased. I have met you. She will not be disappointed!

[TREVELLY]

Mental note bring camera

Best catch you have made this year Boonie

[Bull]

Mental note bring camera

Best catch you have made this year Boonie

Trev,
I think it will be best if the camera stays at home. You wont need a reminder of how Macca looks in his hot pink pants it will be etched into our minds.

[cobiaman]

Trev,
I think it will be best if the camera stays at home. You wont need a reminder of how Macca looks in his hot pink pants it will be etched into our minds.

Im thinking we need one of those memory eraser's that the men in black have!

Or another joy feeding station...

[2IC]

I don't think you could have enough JOY to erase that vision , maybe we could get Macca to wear a grass skirt as well so its not so confronting

[ozynorts]

I don't think you could have enough JOY to erase that vision , maybe we could get Macca to wear a grass skirt as well so its not so confronting

Tutu???????????????????

[Apollo]

I don't think you could have enough JOY to erase that vision , maybe we could get Macca to wear a grass skirt as well so its not so confronting

Guessing you don't want to know why he is called 'the lump'?

I am seriously considering a big JOY session prior to cancel any recall function.

[Jarrah Jack]

The only way she wont be disappointed Terry is if she is easily pleased. I have met you. She will not be disappointed!

That is very funny Macca.. It took me a while to work that one out so she would have to be impossible to disappoint although I think I've found a few ways. hahaha

[jtpython]

She'll be still impressed by me from the week before to be worried about u guys

[Jarrah Jack]

Only if you wear Boony's tights,,,,,again.

[Tangles]

Ive seen many aberations at the cook off over the last 6 years, but pink tights and Macca?

I wont be able to face it I know without suitable anesthetic beers/joy/bourbons/beers/joy/bourbons/beers/joy/bourbons/beers/joy/bourbons/beers/joy/bourbons/beers/joy/bourbons/beers/joy/bourbons/

then i have to face Murfs fried fish!, TheDeckies Sarah leigh, and Booneys Tights..

beers/joy/bourbons/beers/joy/bourbons/beers/joy/bourbons/beers/joy/bourbons/beers/joy/bourbons/beers/joy/bourbons/beers/joy/bourbons/

This is Gods Country!! your trashin it you FERRETS!

[XtremeBoony]

Harden up u lot geez.... I didn't hear this level of whinging when the bet was made... Maybe next time just use a big boy voice and express your concerns

Cheers boony

[thelump]

Well the night is getting closer and the garments have been acquired. Only one small problem. Ahhh OK better make that 2. I now know why tights are called tights and I don't think testicles are meant to be inside those things. The trial run did prove a tad uncomfortable with both cags retreating deep inside me somewhere and a moderate amount of pain experienced. So the way I see it one of two things are going to happen. I will turn up with said garments on and not last too long before having to remove the bottom half! Or, the cricket box that Honda900 is lending me will prove to be a pain free barrier between the constricting pinkness and my goolies. The latter being the case I will soldier on but if the former is true no amount of name calling will stop me getting rid of those future child destroying pants. Just thought I'd let you all know to save any disappointment. Chalk up another victory to a deathanol induced wager!!
Oh and don't worry Honda I will return the box complete with a moderate amount of ball sweat. Probably on your face one night while you sleep!

[Horse]

Nah, its au natural or nothing Macca. First you try and cancel the cook off and now you want to hide behind Hondas prophylactics. Man up and work through the pain. If a few of your NSW brethren had done the same you would not be in this predicament