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  1. #46

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    The Bible
    "According to St. Ern"

  2. #47

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    good one count me in. thou shall not park in trailer parking with out trailer lol

  3. #48

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    Yeah, count me in too Dave.
    Cheers, Doug.
    Love to use Preditek or Kingfisher lures or Viva Lures when I am out fishing.

  4. #49

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    Hope and pray to the Almighty Piscatoris there will be no Coral ( altar ) boys.


  5. #50

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    Where do I join

  6. #51

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    Beer, Rum, burnt offerings and a Jedi cloak. Dave, you have ticked all the boxes. Where do I sign up.
    By the way is Marty still organizing the Vestal Virgins for the Agnes Holy M&G? I'm thinking the entire trip is going to be tax deductible now.
    I guess I can be your first Missionary as I take the word to Stanage Bay next week. Should I swing past your place so you can bless the sacrificial XXXX I will be taking?
    A Proud Member of
    "The Rebel Alliance"

  7. #52

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    http://www.open-ministry.org/

    http://www.themonastery.org/ordination

    Here you can become a fully ordained minister for free.

    whats your church's policy on the holy herb that stops sea sickness , smells like a skunk and attracts unwanted attention from neighbors in your garden?

  8. #53

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horse View Post
    I guess I can be your first Missionary as I take the word to Stanage Bay next week. Should I swing past your place so you can bless the sacrificial XXXX I will be taking?
    If there was "The Holy Order of Fishing Sisters" as well, there might be a few Missionary positions available!!!

  9. #54

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    Quote Originally Posted by snapperdan View Post
    http://www.open-ministry.org/

    http://www.themonastery.org/ordination

    Here you can become a fully ordained minister for free.

    whats your church's policy on the holy herb that stops sea sickness , smells like a skunk and attracts unwanted attention from neighbors in your garden?
    this had to come up didn't it? seeing as almost all wars have been based on religion because everyone's religion is the right religion I would aspire to keep bigotry where it belongs - in someone elses religion. in addition it appears that many religions require holy men to go into trances or do the occasional bit of astral flying so what the hell - er sorry, I mean what the verminus... whatever floats your boat, but as any responsible skipper would say, when out on the drink make sure you can think
    fishing's as simple as 3 P's - patience, perserverance and PLASTIC!

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