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Thread: 2013 Ausfish Annual Agnes Water / 1770 M & G.

  1. #1291

    Re: 2013 Ausfish Annual Agnes Water / 1770 M & G.

    Quote Originally Posted by chicksloveit View Post
    Not long now can't wait to smack on
    Druck me funk! Settle down mate...don't want you clogging up this thread now!

    How's those wheel bearings goin? We don't want anything ugly goin on behind Black Beauty...except perhaps a dozen other Ausfishers in convey....all wetting their pants in anticipation.

    Pun intended :p

    Damo
    Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. But ,flogging him into submission will result in him taking up crabbing.... and once he gets a taste of that sh*t, well, he may never return again.

  2. #1292

    Re: 2013 Ausfish Annual Agnes Water / 1770 M & G.

    Quote Originally Posted by thelump View Post
    You forgot the tights!
    Hope i can still say that in 10 days time......

  3. #1293

    Re: 2013 Ausfish Annual Agnes Water / 1770 M & G.

    Quote Originally Posted by cobiaman View Post
    Hope i can still say that in 10 days time......
    We will all need therapy i think....
    No such thing as a fat alcoholic, just fat piss pots...

  4. #1294

    Re: 2013 Ausfish Annual Agnes Water / 1770 M & G.

    Quote Originally Posted by trymyluck View Post
    We will all need therapy i think....
    The problem is...once you see something like that...you can't unsee it. Its likely to be burnt into the brain forever.
    When you go to sleep at night....its there.
    When you wake up in the morning.....its there.
    When you're trying to have a quiet moment and put redtube on......yep. Its there.....

    Scratching the offending eyeballs out doesn't seem to make a difference.
    Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. But ,flogging him into submission will result in him taking up crabbing.... and once he gets a taste of that sh*t, well, he may never return again.

  5. #1295

    Re: 2013 Ausfish Annual Agnes Water / 1770 M & G.

    I think he wants to watch some porn on his hds8 while i drive.......

    So, Steve could have a little red in hand, before you hit the reef !

  6. #1296

    Re: 2013 Ausfish Annual Agnes Water / 1770 M & G.

    Near shit a brick, clicked on bouy weather for 1770 and it had it blowing 21kn and 2m seas all week........Thought that can not be right so reloaded the page and all good back to nice..........
    No such thing as a fat alcoholic, just fat piss pots...

  7. #1297

    Re: 2013 Ausfish Annual Agnes Water / 1770 M & G.

    Quote Originally Posted by trymyluck View Post
    Near shit a brick, clicked on bouy weather for 1770 and it had it blowing 21kn and 2m seas all week........Thought that can not be right so reloaded the page and all good back to nice..........
    Whats bouyweather saying mark?

  8. #1298

    Re: 2013 Ausfish Annual Agnes Water / 1770 M & G.

    Quote Originally Posted by Deiter View Post
    The problem is...once you see something like that...you can't unsee it. Its likely to be burnt into the brain forever.
    When you go to sleep at night....its there.
    When you wake up in the morning.....its there.
    When you're trying to have a quiet moment and put redtube on......yep. Its there.....

    Scratching the offending eyeballs out doesn't seem to make a difference.

    You know what........I know exactly what you mean.........
    No such thing as a fat alcoholic, just fat piss pots...

  9. #1299

    Re: 2013 Ausfish Annual Agnes Water / 1770 M & G.

    Thursday 9/5
    Morning
    Windy conditions with choppy seas. Small craft advisory. Small short period wind waves.
    Seas: ESE 1.8 meters at 6 seconds
    Winds: ESE 17 to 23 knots

    Afternoon
    Windy conditions with choppy seas. Small craft advisory. Small short period wind waves.
    Seas: ESE 1.7 meters at 6 seconds
    Winds: SE 18 to 24 knots

    Friday 9/6
    Morning
    Breezy whitecapping conditions with moderate choppy seas. Small short period wind waves.
    Seas: ESE 1.4 meters at 6 seconds
    Winds: ESE 14 to 19 knots

    Afternoon
    Breezy whitecapping conditions with moderate choppy seas. Small short period wind waves.
    Seas: E 1.2 meters at 8 seconds
    Winds: ESE 13 to 17 knots

    Saturday 9/7
    Morning
    Light winds with a slight chop. Small short period wind waves.
    Seas: E 0.9 meters at 7 seconds
    Winds: E 10 to 13 knots

    Afternoon
    Light winds with a slight chop. Small short period wind waves.
    Seas: E 0.8 meters at 7 seconds
    Winds: E 8 to 11 knots

    Sunday 9/8
    Morning
    Light winds with a slight chop. Small short period wind waves.
    Seas: E 0.7 meters at 7 seconds
    Winds: E 7 to 9 knots

    Afternoon
    Light winds with a slight chop. Small short period wind waves.
    Seas: ENE 0.7 meters at 7 secondsWinds: E 8 to 10 knots

    Monday 9/9
    Morning
    Light winds with a slight chop. Small short period wind waves.
    Seas: ENE 0.6 meters at 7 seconds
    Winds: ENE 7 to 9 knots

    Afternoon
    Light winds with a slight chop. Small short period wind waves.
    Seas: ENE 0.6 meters at 7 seconds
    Winds: ENE 6 to 8 knots

    Tuesday 9/10
    Morning
    Light and variable winds with smooth seas. Small short period wind waves.
    Seas: ENE 0.6 meters at 7 seconds
    Winds: WNW 5 to 6 knots

    Afternoon
    Breezy whitecapping conditions with moderate choppy seas. Small short period wind waves.
    Seas: ENE 0.6 meters at 7 seconds
    Winds: N 12 to 17 knots
    No such thing as a fat alcoholic, just fat piss pots...

  10. #1300

    Re: 2013 Ausfish Annual Agnes Water / 1770 M & G.

    Looking good!!!

  11. #1301

    Re: 2013 Ausfish Annual Agnes Water / 1770 M & G.

    Yep Tracy is only up there till Monday so should be able to get out every day if it holds.
    No such thing as a fat alcoholic, just fat piss pots...

  12. #1302

    Re: 2013 Ausfish Annual Agnes Water / 1770 M & G.

    I Just checked my BOY WETHER OR NOT and its the same but different sort of...JOY JOY JOY
    Thursday 9/5
    Morning
    Smacked conditions with “get some air” seas. All craft advisory. Small shortand bald period wind waves and farts.
    Seas: ESE 11.8 meters at 0.1 seconds
    Winds: ESE 70 to 230 knots

    Afternoon
    Windy conditions apply life jacket. Small, large and sea liner craft advisory. Waves+ waves.
    Seas: ESE 12 meters at 0.12 seconds
    Winds: SE 80 to 240 knots

    Friday 9/6
    Morning
    Breezy undie cleaning conditions with moderate and unsafe choppy seas. Largeshort not tall period wind waves.
    Seas: ESE 14 meters at 0.6 seconds
    Winds: ESE 1 to 190 knots

    Afternoon
    Breezy I wish I had stayed on the deck conditions with I spilled my joy choppyseas. Just call them…. period wind and waves.
    Seas: E 12 meters at 0.8 seconds
    Winds: ESE 13 to 117 knots

    Saturday 9/7
    Morning
    Light winds with now I can mix a drink chop. Small short period (that would benice) waves.
    Seas: E 9 meters at .00007 seconds
    Winds: E 20 to fark” its not as windy” knots

    Afternoon
    Light winds with a I’m still drinking. Still got wind and waves.
    Seas: E 8 meters at 0.7 seconds
    Winds: E 15 to lets keep fishing knots

    Sunday 9/8
    Morning
    Light winds with a like a soft c$%k . Small or short…. hoping no one willnotice.
    Seas: E 7 meters at 0.7 seconds
    Winds: E 7 to Fark this is great (no one look at my doodle while I have a peepee)

    Afternoon
    Light winds with a full mug. Small ice blocks and running out of mixers.
    Seas: ENE 2 meters at 2 seconds Winds: E 8 to 10 knots (luv it)

    Monday 9/9
    Morning
    Light winds we are doing another overnighter. Small shots, no mixer left.
    Seas: ENE 1 meters at 22 seconds
    Winds: ENE 7 to 9 knots….this is living

    Afternoon
    Light winds with a slight chop (can he stop saying that). It’s a good day to beon the water.
    Seas: ENE 0.6 meters at 7 seconds
    Winds: ENE 6 to 8 knots (unchanged… to good…farkers)

    Tuesday 9/10
    Morning
    Light and variable winds with smooth seas…everyone came home yesterday. Small shorttempered members find ways to stay.
    Seas: ENE 0.006 meters at 1007 seconds
    Winds: WNW. 5 to .6 knots

    Afternoon
    Breezy white capping conditions thank the lords we are at the tavern. LargeLong period.
    Seas: ENE 11.6 meters at .007 seconds
    Winds: N 12 to 17 knots whose round is it anyway????

    Cheers,
    Chong


  13. #1303

    Re: 2013 Ausfish Annual Agnes Water / 1770 M & G.

    Love your work!

    Dont think Phill will be able to drink those PINK premixes in Winds: E 20 to fark” its not as windy” knots
    Tangles KFC


  14. #1304

    Re: 2013 Ausfish Annual Agnes Water / 1770 M & G.

    9 days to go bitchezzz

    What a time to get the bloody flu oh the humanity

    I'm still excited though

    Cheers from boony
    Fishing can be defined as "A jerk on one end of the rod, waiting for a jerk on the other".
    "Fishing was around along time before you darling"

  15. #1305

    Re: 2013 Ausfish Annual Agnes Water / 1770 M & G.

    Quote Originally Posted by Deiter View Post
    The problem is...once you see something like that...you can't unsee it. Its likely to be burnt into the brain forever.
    When you go to sleep at night....its there.
    When you wake up in the morning.....its there.
    When you're trying to have a quiet moment and put redtube on......yep. Its there.....

    Scratching the offending eyeballs out doesn't seem to make a difference.
    Well said Damo. I am contemplating a very heavy joy/deathanol/choconol session prior to create a heavy haze during the event that perhaps will dull the imagery, but I don't think even that will help. Crikey, I have only just got over the imagery of Jacobs Well M&G.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chong View Post
    I Just checked my BOY WETHER OR NOT and its the same but different sort of...JOY JOY JOY
    Thursday 9/5
    Morning
    Smacked conditions with “get some air” seas. All craft advisory. Small shortand bald period wind waves and farts.
    Seas: ESE 11.8 meters at 0.1 seconds
    Winds: ESE 70 to 230 knots

    Afternoon
    Windy conditions apply life jacket. Small, large and sea liner craft advisory. Waves+ waves.
    Seas: ESE 12 meters at 0.12 seconds
    Winds: SE 80 to 240 knots

    Friday 9/6
    Morning
    Breezy undie cleaning conditions with moderate and unsafe choppy seas. Largeshort not tall period wind waves.
    Seas: ESE 14 meters at 0.6 seconds
    Winds: ESE 1 to 190 knots

    Afternoon
    Breezy I wish I had stayed on the deck conditions with I spilled my joy choppyseas. Just call them…. period wind and waves.
    Seas: E 12 meters at 0.8 seconds
    Winds: ESE 13 to 117 knots

    Saturday 9/7
    Morning
    Light winds with now I can mix a drink chop. Small short period (that would benice) waves.
    Seas: E 9 meters at .00007 seconds
    Winds: E 20 to fark” its not as windy” knots

    Afternoon
    Light winds with a I’m still drinking. Still got wind and waves.
    Seas: E 8 meters at 0.7 seconds
    Winds: E 15 to lets keep fishing knots

    Sunday 9/8
    Morning
    Light winds with a like a soft c$%k . Small or short…. hoping no one willnotice.
    Seas: E 7 meters at 0.7 seconds
    Winds: E 7 to Fark this is great (no one look at my doodle while I have a peepee)

    Afternoon
    Light winds with a full mug. Small ice blocks and running out of mixers.
    Seas: ENE 2 meters at 2 seconds Winds: E 8 to 10 knots (luv it)

    Monday 9/9
    Morning
    Light winds we are doing another overnighter. Small shots, no mixer left.
    Seas: ENE 1 meters at 22 seconds
    Winds: ENE 7 to 9 knots….this is living

    Afternoon
    Light winds with a slight chop (can he stop saying that). It’s a good day to beon the water.
    Seas: ENE 0.6 meters at 7 seconds
    Winds: ENE 6 to 8 knots (unchanged… to good…farkers)

    Tuesday 9/10
    Morning
    Light and variable winds with smooth seas…everyone came home yesterday. Small shorttempered members find ways to stay.
    Seas: ENE 0.006 meters at 1007 seconds
    Winds: WNW. 5 to .6 knots

    Afternoon
    Breezy white capping conditions thank the lords we are at the tavern. LargeLong period.
    Seas: ENE 11.6 meters at .007 seconds
    Winds: N 12 to 17 knots whose round is it anyway????
    You have a future as a weather girl. Might needs some surgery, but there is a very small potential.

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