2013 Ausfish Annual Agnes Water / 1770 M & G.

[Muddy Toes]

Sorry Anthony, but your shirts wont get the publicity of the Ausfish shirts, So I will just stick with that for now.

Money well spent I would say.

Thanks Murf

Tim the Tiler says the same thing.............best money he's ever laid down for advertising.

[XtremeBoony]

44 days to go bitchezzz 😜 for some of us that aren't banned from ausfish/the meet and greet.... Poor muddy, we will miss u buddy

Cheers from boony

[TREVELLY]

44 days to go bitchezzz 😜 for some of us that aren't banned from ausfish/the meet and greet.... Poor muddy, we will miss u buddy
Cheers from boony

He might well be banned from the M&G - but as long as he does all the things he has been given to organise then it's all good!

OTHERWISE HE IS BANNED!

[murf]

so will Muddy Feet take over all the boat details and marine rescue stuff for the M&G?

just asking?

cheers Murf

PS I see a few have not ordered shirts yet, hurry up or miss out

[Lucky_Phill]

I will email everyone, murf.

Doing it tonight.

IN fact.......... it has just been done.

cheers LP

[Tangles]

This is the DEFCON FISHING Red Warning System. Alert status for 9 P.M. Thursday , August 1st, , 2013. Condition YELLOW. DEFCON 3. Condition YELLOW. DEFCON 3 . Condition YELLOW. DEFCON 3.

Conditions have changed and imminent Reds threats have been identified raising Alert Status from Defcon 5 to 3.

Citizens Please take note.

DEFCON 3: Increase in Red readiness above that required for normal readiness.
READINESS: Boat Force ready to mobilize in 15 minutes

Defcon Red Condition 3 is now declared. Monitor storm reports on local radio and television stations. Bring in lawn furniture, trash cans, potted plants and other loose objects. Pack Boat. Individuals planning to evacuate to Agnes should know the route they will take and consider leaving before an evacuation order is issued.

Current Status Report

Operative Muddy Toes with Feet did engage in series of short-range thread tests and and got banned but will continue to operate as a highly skilled subversive and it is suspected that Cobiaman will act as his minder.

The Lump was last seen undercover in Target scaring change room attendants busting pink tights in a futile attempt to appease XtremeBooney. This is a potential terrifying world event that most people dont want to think about. All attendees at planned Cookoff are advised to exercise extreme caution when approaching Thelump in pink tights and take all measures to ensure sanity. We recommend that you take similar precautions as if you where looking at the Sun, Welders Helmuts will be in short supply before the cookoff so we advise you plan accordingly.

Mug of Joy El Presidento CHONG became a rogue operative and resumed POWER of JOY operations in his own theatre of war at Southern Bay and was rescued from High Tide mark by errant Ferret Country Gentleman, there was an easing of tensions after this exercise held on Captain Seaweeds head.

The 5 Mug of Joy ferrets have now actioned active "Joy" plans despite "Joy" sabotaging talks once again for an undefined period of time.

President Phill of The United Pink States didnt rebuff any offers and facilitated engagement with the use of a short range plank on Rebait. Operations Pink Drinks has fizzed.

Fishfeeder went MIA.

There are good reports of big Reds conducting missions above the Boult Fitzroy Theatre of War. 110 plus ferret insurgents are expected to descend on Agnes Water in September. In the Bunker theatre, the International RedAlert Agency has stated that only large baits are being taken and has not provided enough proof that a 3/0 hook is sufficient firepower so 7/0s are advised

The DEFCON Warning System is a private enterprise which monitors Agnes events and assesses Red threats against Mug of Joy by national entities. It is not affiliated with any government agency and does not represent the alert status of any ferret branch. The public should make their own evaluations and not rely on the DEFCON Warning System for any strategic Red planning. At all times, citizens are urged to learn what steps to take in the event of a Red attack.

If this had been an actual attack, the DEFCON Warning System will give Red readings for areas that are reported to it. Your readings will vary. This system serves the Bunker Group area of Agnes Water. Official news sources will have Red readings for your area.

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[Black_Rat]

This is the DEFCON FISHING Red Warning System. Alert status for 9 P.M. Thursday , August 1st, , 2013. Condition YELLOW. DEFCON 3. Condition YELLOW. DEFCON 3 . Condition YELLOW. DEFCON 3.

Conditions have changed and imminent Reds threats have been identified raising Alert Status from Defcon 5 to 3.

Citizens Please take note.

DEFCON 3: Increase in Red readiness above that required for normal readiness.
READINESS: Boat Force ready to mobilize in 15 minutes

Defcon Red Condition 3 is now declared. Monitor storm reports on local radio and television stations. Bring in lawn furniture, trash cans, potted plants and other loose objects. Pack Boat. Individuals planning to evacuate to Agnes should know the route they will take and consider leaving before an evacuation order is issued.

Current Status Report

Operative Muddy Toes with Feet did engage in series of short-range thread tests and and got banned but will continue to operate as a highly skilled subversive and it is suspected that Cobiaman will act as his minder.

The Lump was last seen undercover in Target scaring change room attendants busting pink tights in a futile attempt to appease XtremeBooney. This is a potential terrifying world event that most people dont want to think about. All attendees at planned Cookoff are advised to exercise extreme caution when approaching Thelump in pink tights and take all measures to ensure sanity. We recommend that you take similar precautions as if you where looking at the Sun, Welders Helmuts will be in short supply before the cookoff so we advise you plan accordingly.

Mug of Joy El Presidento CHONG became a rogue operative and resumed POWER of JOY operations in his own theatre of war at Southern Bay and was rescued from High Tide mark by errant Ferret Country Gentleman, there was an easing of tensions after this exercise held on Captain Seaweeds head.

The 5 Mug of Joy ferrets have now actioned active "Joy" plans despite "Joy" sabotaging talks once again for an undefined period of time.

President Phill of The United Pink States didnt rebuff any offers and facilitated engagement with the use of a short range plank on Rebait. Operations Pink Drinks has fizzed.

Fishfeeder went MIA.

There are good reports of big Reds conducting missions above the Boult Fitzroy Theatre of War. 110 plus ferret insurgents are expected to descend on Agnes Water in September. In the Bunker theatre, the International RedAlert Agency has stated that only large baits are being taken and has not provided enough proof that a 3/0 hook is sufficient firepower so 7/0s are advised

The DEFCON Warning System is a private enterprise which monitors Agnes events and assesses Red threats against Mug of Joy by national entities. It is not affiliated with any government agency and does not represent the alert status of any ferret branch. The public should make their own evaluations and not rely on the DEFCON Warning System for any strategic Red planning. At all times, citizens are urged to learn what steps to take in the event of a Red attack.

If this had been an actual attack, the DEFCON Warning System will give Red readings for areas that are reported to it. Your readings will vary. This system serves the Bunker Group area of Agnes Water. Official news sources will have Red readings for your area.

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How many fingers did you Tangle up writing this !

[Deiter]

Fark me Tangles.

Thought i saw smoke coming from Viccy Pt way last night. Not sure if it was your keyboard or grey matter yet, but rest assured mate, the situation is being monitored on a semi-irregular basis.
If nothing else, there was a very useful and often overlooked piece of advice in there for all Agnes red-virgins....i.e. BIG BAITS!!!!!!

p.s. well said Tangles......now don't do it again.

Damo

[Lucky_Phill]

Just in case no one is counting:-

42 sleeps until the start of the M & G.

or, if you want to look at it another way..................

• 3,628,800 seconds
• 60,480 minutes
• 1008 hours
• 42 days
• 6 weeks

Booooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee

[Deiter]

Just in case no one is counting:-

42 sleeps until the start of the M & G.

or, if you want to look at it another way..................

• 3,628,800 seconds
• 60,480 minutes
• 1008 hours
• 42 days
• 6 weeks

Booooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee

..........bitchezzzzzzzzz

[ozynorts]

Well K Rudd has saved us from interrupting the M&G to vote so he has at least done something right.

[cobiaman]

Well K Rudd has saved us from interrupting the M&G to vote so he has at least done something right.

Yeah, but he is interrupting the pre m&g m&g....

[Giffo65]

After the Straddie M&G, I was convinced to attend the 1770 shindig.It will be me,A Cruisecraft 5.7 and a deckie, and am looking for some shared accomodation,I don't smoke and am well behaved,well mostly until joke time.Maybe I can get a reference from the Straddie M&G LOL.

[Jarrah Jack]

Yeah, but he is interrupting the pre m&g m&g....

The bastard! Hopefully Ozy and I will be on the water somewhere catching the biggest reds ever and well out of range of any pollie.

[trymyluck]

After the Straddie M&G, I was convinced to attend the 1770 shindig.It will be me,A Cruisecraft 5.7 and a deckie, and am looking for some shared accomodation,I don't smoke and am well behaved,well mostly until joke time.Maybe I can get a reference from the Straddie M&G LOL.

Mate, we don't have spare beds but can accommodate you if your happy swagging it.
Mark