Phill, you'll never understand nor should you as you dont have the qualities required to be a worthy holder of the Mug of Joy.
Joy isnt pink, it doesnt come with a screw top, it doesn't come in cartons, it comes in multiple milk crates, it is made by a ferret up north with love and intent. Its not to be taken lightly and has been known to cause grown men to well... ill leave that alone.
The Mug of Jug is part of the fabric of this M&G and as a past most worthy holder of the Mug, though Damo isnt a man of many words but when the big man speaks
JOY JOY JOY ARE YOU WORTHY
we know what that truly means, BRING ON AGNES!!!