open cuts would be at unbackable odds.....
open cuts would be at unbackable odds.....
Originally Posted by kaypee
I heard they backed up often??? No?? must have been someone telling porkies!
This is the DEFCON FISHING Red Warning System. Alert status for 11 P.M. Monday, July 8, , 2013. Condition Green. DEFCON 5. Condition Green. DEFCON 5. Condition Green. DEFCON 5.
Current Status Report
:There are currently no imminent chilli nuclear threats against Agnes Waters at this time, but there is high tension in the Bunker Theatre with a few ferrets insurgents having conducted secret exercise recently in the vincinity.
:Operative Muddy Toes with Feet is suspected of planning to engage in series of short-range tackle tests and maybe moving more large guns into Bunker Theatre range.
:The two Mug of Joy ferrets have resumed talks regarding further Joy operations among other issues, its a a sign of easing tensions is in the area, despite sabotaging talks.
: 100 plus ferret insurgents are expected to descend on Agnes Water in September and continue to operate Red missions
: Mug of Joy El Presidento CHONG has invited unknown rebels to resume Cookoff operations, it is anticipated that there will be an easing of tensions after this exercise to be held on Captain Seaweeds head.
: President Phill of The United Pink States has unilaterally appeared to rebuff the offer and is preparing to build a working model of its next generation heavy Red Fizzer as well as planning to resume Red patrols in the southern hemisphere. Operations Pink Drinks has withdrawn all aid to Cook Off rebels.
: There are scattered reports of big Reds conducting missions in the Boult Fitzroy area and Mug of Joy operatives are planning on counter attacks and resume patrols in the immediate Rim area
: Operation Tangles has commenced but bafflingly there is only scattered intelligence reports that a new rod is involved but no mention yet of a reel of red destruction.
: In the Moreton Theatre the International things are easing now Netmaker has to work.
The DEFCON Warning System is a private enterprise which monitors Agnes events and assesses Red threats against Mug of Joy by national entities. It is not affiliated with any government agency and does not represent the alert status of any ferret branch. The public should make their own evaluations and not rely on the DEFCON Warning System for any strategic Red planning. At all times, citizens are urged to learn what steps to take in the event of a Red attack.
If this had been an actual attack, the DEFCON Warning System will give Red readings for areas that are reported to it. Your readings will vary. This system serves the Bunker Group area of Agnes Water. Official news sources will have Red readings for your area.
Tangles KFC
See that Murf like that cause he knows the way it is once u ve gone and backed up u never go back or is that front .....................
VHF CHANNEL 21
CALL SIGN : JT OR SC552(social club member)
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
Up here we Use Hussar as baits for real RED FISHS (SHSIIFDER)
Current Status Report
Current Status Report accepted by Commission of Inquiry and will be taken " under advisement ". All Red attack patrols have been informed of report and further Pink Ferret Insurgents will be engaged with appropriate force to repell any said " Invasion ".
Strictly Confidential and For Your Eyes Only.
President Phill
of
United States of Pink.
roger, roger.... over and out !
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Edited for accuracy.
Stop sucking up JT's arse cause u want marks for the tight lines u pole smoker
67 days to go bitchezzz
Cheers from boony
Fishing can be defined as "A jerk on one end of the rod, waiting for a jerk on the other".
"Fishing was around along time before you darling"
I was working in open cut when you were still an itch in Phill's pants kiddo.
Know morro morning if I got the week off on the 1 st
CALL SIGN : JT OR SC552(social club member)
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
Up here we Use Hussar as baits for real RED FISHS (SHSIIFDER)
About the same time you were just a grain of rice in a rice field in china
66 days to go bitchezzz
Cheers from boony
Fishing can be defined as "A jerk on one end of the rod, waiting for a jerk on the other".
"Fishing was around along time before you darling"
Well after much deliberation i've decided to do another hit n run mission over the weekend
Down on the Friday & leaving Tuesday
No ride orginised but i'll bring the Rods. Just an excuse to catch up and get into some JOY !
Damo.
PS: JOY JOY JOY ARE YOU WORTHY !!!!
PUBLIC NOTICE
I've decided to rename my dog" Joy " for the duration of the M&G.
Cheers JJ
So you want someone to drink your dog????
Seems odd........ lots of AF ferets love to " get into the Joy " during the M & G !!!
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Not really..... But she likes having people call her name so I figured that she'd get called a lot with a name like that. She wouldn't take it badly if they weren't actually calling for her, she doesn't mind a drink or two either.
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