Let's script it, huh?
Reporter: Let's go now to Mark Robinson, LNP Member for Cleveland, and ask him what the LNP's response to the new ALP Policy is.
Mark Robinson: (Looking very confident) When elected we will do a, b and c. We also have policies in place to deal with d,e and f. Also we have strategies to deal with x, y and z. These polices are what we offer the people of Qld.
Reporter: casting a sideways glance at Mark: There you have it Folks, the LNP have all the bases covered.
(Cut to Canberra)
Reporter: Mr. Brown, what do you think of the LNP's comments?
Bob Brown: (glancing up and down at the male Reporter, looking dumbfounded) Well, what can i say. I will have to peruse their policies. I must admit they do look rather substabtial. Mark Robinson said it all.
(and so on, let the imagination run wild...)
There are 2 ways of going about issues.