I don't know about cheeses me off, but I have bought a stern light to put on me tinny because those lunatics in the fast boats that come back at night at hundred miles an hour (
because they can
) do concern me.
If they clobber a tree and smash the boat or prop fair enough but when I think I am doin good in me tinny at 30K with the flood light on the front then
Woosh! no warning and Les or Ren or Trev etc. fly past at warp speed I can't help thinking
Holy Crap! 
I hope those mad bassards see me in me tinny.
At least Steve has head lights. No doubt they know the track well enough but I don't fancy being a ski jump

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And mongrels who don't merge in traffic, they park there waiting until there is not another vehicle in sight, they do Shirt me!
Crap! I just thought all I have to do is leave the anchor light on
Nah tried that then I can't see

and I might clean up a turtle

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