I think you might want the cooking section.......
The funniest thing that I have heard of was the bloke who went out off Lennox Head to christen his brand new boat.........
what did he catch that day........a Giant Cuttle....story I was told said it was in the 20 odd kg range................but may not have been quite that big
What did skipper do........gaffed it and pulled it on board.....................
What did the cuttle do..................
I laughed my hole out when I was told......
He has a permanent reminder to never do it again
Muzz