I know that you ain't a gonna believe this but I used to own a one legged duck.![]()
It came about because I had some pet ducks and to cut a long, long story short one drake ("Muffy") mated with its mother ("Plumpy") and one of the offspring was deformed with just one normal leg. He was named "Hoppy" by the family.
Mercifully, he did not live to a ripe old age but was pitied by my wife who looked after him extremely well during his life. I would have hit him on the head at birth but my wife is a kinder person than me. She must be 'cos she married me. I would not have done that!![]()
Hoppy was always grumpy, though. I suppose that is understandable, given his challenges in life. Like, as if his bung leg was not enough to contend with, I imagine that having to explain to his friends that his mother was really his grand-mother would not be easy.![]()
Did he swim in circles"? Well that is hard to say. As it turns out, he did drag himself into our little pond every day for a swim and he swam very well too, but the pond was hardly a lap pool and indeed about all any duck could do in it was to swim in circles.![]()
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