James, I know kid speak, I've got a kid who's on myspace all the time.
This site isn't myspace mate. You're not only talking to your mates or other teenagers here, you're talking to all generations. You guys talk in text!
Give me a bell when you want to catch a decent Jack. I'll just have to blindfold you for 5 minutes, you ok with that?
Cheers.
You've lost your mojo because KARMA has caught up with you!