If You Can,t Tie Knots...........tie Lots!!
If You Can,t Tie Knots...........tie Lots!!
worked on a charter boat once - the Skipper was the funnest Bas...d I'v ever met - here is a few words of wisdom from Capt Grumpy ...........(love ya Mr Hall x x x
>if a punter hooks up - everyone yells at the poor sod "DON'T F..K IT UP" over & over again (nothin like a little pressure)
>if its a decent fish or the reef - "give up youv'e got the plug mate"
>his catchphrase - "pull like you'd pull a black man off your mother"
>if someone asks"what are we in?"- meaning depth of water - he yells back - A Big White... Boat you .....!
and finally his closing phrase for the day- "lines up - home to bed & into mother"
No wonder I had to give the job up - the education was too broard for this gal.
Flicking a lite lure into the wind with your baitcaster= chicken's ass (birds nest)lol..
flicking your lure into the tree's= got a Koala... we all do it!!
cheers BD.
It's not your's till it's in the frying pan
I often say, "Whoops, that one's in the trees!"
and I also say, "D#$*head fishing," when I wind in with no bait on the hook.
A very old golf game on the PC yielded 2 rippers, when spoken in the right accent;
"Looks like he... hit the tree Jim" and
"Ooooh, can't be too happy about that one!"
My wife spouts those at the appropriate times as she watches me fish...
Carbon Really Ain't Pollution.
I keep hearing "come on you scaley #@*&s"
and if its a wee bream or similar "Jew big Jew" at the top of your voice, followed by "another victim for the Guppy Slayer" (my bream rod that bends over double with a prawn on it!)
And if its all hit & miss "oooohhh fed him again"
Cheers and beers
Scott
"Mystique" Haines Signature 580BR with 175 of Mr Suzuki's finest ponies
One I like to use is from the all popular movie Babe. That'll do pig, that'll do.
And something I always have to remind resident deckie Brownie "just pump and wind"
Cheers
Kezza
u says where is the bait,wife says i thought u got it !!!!
loony toonyn= fishing with no bait.
ron.
reels screamin aboard Hyper- Active
When ever the fishing is hard going someone usually says "OH F@$K THIS IM TAKING UP LAWN BOWLS!"
not that theres anything wrong with lawn bowls or anything
got a couple...
"bunch o' grapes".....lovely tangle off a loosely retrieved alvey reel
often will say "no excuse for a bad fisherman" when u miss that hit cause you pulled it outta its gob.
"willy-walla"....an eddie
"nuuuuuuuuucleaaaaaar shhhhhhhhhjjiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccken" when u nail one on the old faithfuul
"ahhhhhhhhhh.....just where the big ones lie" .......when your happy with where that cast landed.
"square fish" .....bream "crekka"....common size creek bream
"well thats a likely lizard lie!"...pretty self explanatory
"rape,rape,rape,take,take,take....dont leave anything for bait!!!" well....theres a group of fishos you all know who i'm talkin bout. PRONETTERS!!! used to chant it at em on Nth Strad beaches when i was 5 and 6...
jeez the list goes on....
that'll do for now....
nipper
cracked me up........ncomming"(said loud) means lure is now out of tree and returning to boat at extreme pace.
'yep' means i've hooked up
'raping the kindergarten' getting heaps of small ones
'jesus mustn't like us' our excuse for anything ranging from dropping a fish to the the weather being sh!t
'panic!' rather than panicking just yell out the word instead, you tend to remain more composed, i find this useful for anything ranging from a barra running you into the trees to slipping over when your carrying a canoe up a waterfall.
'They're just being stupid mack tuna' anyone whose chased a school of tuna round all day for no result will understand this one.
'No lube' normally associated with getting bricked by a fish, you can figure that one out yourselves.
When the lure lands scant millimetres away from never coming back and definitely in peril of a sudden death the words are usually muttered "gotta be worth a fish".
When a newby is learning about setting the hook with a huge lift it can often be heard "pulling the ears off the poor lil bugger"
When your live bait that you so carefully set out for somethign decent comes back in covered in slime or cuda teeth marks its referred to as "fubar" and earns a retirement into the berley pot.
Jack.
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