See following excerpts - generally the same as the original form but with a couple of slight amendments. No offence intended as the thread is aimed at a bit of light-hearted humour (the pommies'd say 'toungue in cheek' or taking the pi_ _ !)
So now you can get a completely crappie setup for you and your missus, for a crappie outing, complete with a DVD of crappie secrets 'uncovered'...!??
Crappie gear made just for her!
She's more than just a relative or friend--she's your slab-slingin' partner! So isn't it time she had a crap system of her own? You bet--with the beautiful, high-performing Ms. Crappie rods and combos made just for her!
A crappie combo she can be proud of--and she'll probably use it to whup you good, next time out - that's if she can handle the crap!
Designed by 2003 Crappie Classic Champion
...America's best known crappie angler is committed to helping others. All of the reels were designed by Mr. Crappie himself (so expect something pretty crappie).
''Crappie Secrets Uncovered II'' features a crappie champion doing what he does best – (catching crap!?) and helping you do the same! This video includes our crappie fishing champion's very best crappie tips, presented in a fun, lively and informative crappie format (no crap!).
Makes an excellent gift for the crappie fisherman (if you're crappie or not)!
So cut the crap. Go and try some crappie gear, if you're not using some already that is...
So, have we all had enough of this crappie thread already..!!?? I'm just about crappied out...