The other week at Clarrie hall dam I needed to go to the toilet,and suddenly felt a little uneasy about having a leak into a water supply
......now I know it will not suddenly turn the whole dam yellow, (i wasn't that busting) but it just felt....strange. Are there any laws about this???
No outhouses, trees or backyard swimming pools available?
I do believe public urination is illegal. I don't even think the, "When ya gotta go, ya gotta go your Honor (or is it M'lud in Oz?)," defense works, but it should. Wetting yourself is far worse than paying whatever the fine is so whiz away my friend and "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!"
* I'm kidding about the back yard swimming pools.
** I can't believe I wrote the words, "public urination." Sean, you have a bad influence on the rest of the class, go stand in the corner young man!
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.-- Mark Twain"
What do fish and turtles do in it all day, all night every day of the year??
I intend on living for-ever....so far so good
I don't know about dams but regulation is now in place and you can be fined for doing that in Moreton bay. It's classed as non treated sewage and only treated sewage can be discharged under certain conditions.
The word gets madder...
i would rather wee and risk a fine??? that risk some sort of urinary tract infection or bowel problem. Mate when your windows open - ITS OPEN!
Ben
Do you mean to tell me then all this time I've been drinking fish and turtle weeOriginally Posted by finga
What do fish and turtles do in it all day, all night every day of the year??!!! Oh no.....probably even bird cra* too
I know where you are coming from as i had to do it in Wivenhoe Bass electric..
Just make sure you dont try it in the amazon river.
You may just end up with a long,barbed eel like fish residing in your knob.
Apparently they follow the urine stream right up and into your urethra and decide to stay a while(or until surgically removed)......ouch
I prefer to pee on trees or garden beds.
scott
Never had a problem with having a wizz over the side of the boat...just make sure you arent facing up-wind.
With all the wildlife in the water, I cant see how a number 1 could make any difference to the water quality...even a number 2 (aqua-turd) would go un-noticed.
A few weeks back I saw a dead cow on the waters edge at Lake Monduran, so a little "untreated sewerage" wouldnt be a drama.
LOL. With all the shit thats in water now days, I dont think sean piss is going to make one bit of difference. He,s is probably cleaner than the water.
Minno
I'm whAT you would call a 'new age' poster!!! Always thinking outside the square!!
mINNO
Last edited by minno; 01-09-2007 at 10:55 PM.
Scott, Give me a break, how high is the flybridge on your cruiser
FNQ,Scott, Give me a break, how high is the flybridge on your cruiser
While travelling down the amazon in a riverboat in my younger days,local legend had it that the Candiru (up your pen!s fish)could swim up your urine stream and into your shlong whilst peeing over the side of the boat....
I did not believe this of course...but I did make a conscious decision to only pee in the filthy onboard dunny.
or maybe the locals were just messing with the gringo.
Scott
Jeepers, just the thought of it would be enough to consider packing some adult Huggies!
cheers
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