I'd reckon Edward G is gonna have to relocate to someone elses driveway before you can find a way to remove that stench.
I have a 80series cruiser that got a bit of icewater from a esky moving frozen fillets back home one time 3 yrs ago about 3 supermarkets of deodorisers and professional cleaning agents and its still noticeable even after letting the vehicle air for 2 months straight. I took the carpets out and steam cleaned them also.
Eddy needs a holiday anyway.
Jack.