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  1. #16

    Re: Clever boat names

    Boat skipper: Mayday, mayday, mayday..this is far-canal…taking water rapidly etc

    VMR: boats name and location etc

    B-S: Far-canal

    VMR: Cut out the language and give me the boat name please.

    BS: far-canal

    VMR: I know you are stressing but please give me your boat’s name clearly and concisely.

    BS: far-canal, my boat’s name is far-canal

    VMR: Please settle down and give me your boat’s name

    BS: far-canal

    VMR: ok, we give up..

  2. #17

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    Brett and I have the "MISTRESS" to play with . spose its a bit of a bloke thing.The one before was called "XTASEA". My father in law has his cc called "LIAR"and has called all his boats the same name for the past 45years that I know off .
    cheers Terry

  3. #18

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    About 25 yrs ago there was a boat that was a regular out at deep tempest called CATCHALOT the next season a rival fisho was seen out there with a boat named CATCHALOTMORE.

    My boat's name is ASPRO cuz it spends so much time outa the water its sure to fizzle next time it hits the river.

  4. #19

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    I worked construction with a bloke who's brother hurt his foot at work. Got a substantial payout, bought a boat and called it the "Crookfoot." Thought that was pretty clever. Im still of work from a bad burn injury. Wonder what i should call my next Boat?????
    En el amor y la guerra, todo hueco es trinchera.

  5. #20

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    i have heard of it before only after my brother and i named our first boat far canal. gee and that night after a thousand beers we thought we were original. ha ha

  6. #21

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    Like me,mine is "Fairly Olde"

  7. #22

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    Not so much a funny boat name but many years ago in hervey bay saw a 4wd towing a boat down the main street.
    Car rego plate was - MY CAR
    Trailer rego plate was - MY BOAT
    Last edited by bay_firey; 27-05-2007 at 03:00 PM.
    Cheers
    Mark

  8. #23

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    WOFTAM
    waste of f,,,,,ing time and money is one you see a lot

    cheers
    dave

  9. #24

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    I Googled boat names once.

    My favourite was "Fog Ducker"

    Wait a moment...... wasn't that a spoonerism?

  10. #25

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    Quote Originally Posted by PinHead View Post
    Boat skipper: Mayday, mayday, mayday..this is far-canal…taking water rapidly etc

    VMR: boats name and location etc

    B-S: Far-canal

    VMR: Cut out the language and give me the boat name please.

    BS: far-canal

    VMR: I know you are stressing but please give me your boat’s name clearly and concisely.

    BS: far-canal, my boat’s name is far-canal

    VMR: Please settle down and give me your boat’s name

    BS: far-canal

    VMR: ok, we give up..
    Wouldn't want the VMR vessel to be named Focker Freindship.

    VMR: We'll be sending our Focker Freindship out to help.

    B.S: I don't want your Focker Freindship i just want your Focking help!!!!


    Dave.
    Avast ye matey!


  11. #26

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    double up, sorry
    Last edited by Deiter; 28-05-2007 at 01:09 AM.
    Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. But ,flogging him into submission will result in him taking up crabbing.... and once he gets a taste of that sh*t, well, he may never return again.

  12. #27

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    Getting the letters made up for my tinnies new name,

    "For King Tacks"

    Damo
    Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. But ,flogging him into submission will result in him taking up crabbing.... and once he gets a taste of that sh*t, well, he may never return again.

  13. #28

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    I have come up with what I think are original names for my boat.

    Best so far is decent sea and Fishin Sea.

    Anyone heard any of these before?.
    Last edited by mako101; 28-05-2007 at 08:11 AM.

  14. #29

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    Saw a large cruiser with a great name "She got the House & Kids". Seen a cute one "Dad & I".

    I called mine "Lions Pride" as we all have birthdays in 3 days together in August so all Leo's - besides I am proud of my boat we are a family of Lions
    Cheers,
    Chris

  15. #30

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    My mates boat is called `"Make my day" soley because he loves it when he calls into Seaway tower and they reply " Go ahead,'Make my Day"

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