A husband and wife were weeding in the garden. His wife bent over to pull out a weed. He noticed how big her ar$e was getting. He said "Darl your ar$e is getting as big as a 3 burner BBQ!"...nothing was said and they continued they're gardening. After tea that night they went to bed and the husband was keen to throw the leg. So he turns to his wife and says "how about a bit of lovin tonight Darl??"..to which she replied "No use firing up the BBQ for half a snag!!!"
Ed