Reply With QuoteCheck this one - Shark Vs Octopus
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...2499&q=FISHING
Awesome
Very funny clip but I think you would have to say the guy is fishing with plastics because thats what I think that companies burgers are made of .
Bundy
Check this one - Shark Vs Octopus
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...2499&q=FISHING
Awesome
So true!!!!!
Sea-Dog
Thanks and unbelieve I didn't expect it happens...
Silent
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they
were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can
have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy
Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have
her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
this may have been on but there are tooooo many pages to go through
DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work
the next day she told the repairman i'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher leave the bill on the counter and i'll mail you a cheque.
Oh and by the way don't worry about my bulldog spike he won't bother you but whatever you do do NOT under
ANY circumstances talk to my parrot I REPEAT DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT.
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day he discovered the biggest meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen.
But just as she had said the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot however drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yell Shut up you stupid ugly bird.To which the parrot replied sic him Spike
Men just don't listen. [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
> koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint (as they do...)
>
> when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,
>
>
> "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"
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> The koala says:
> "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
>
> So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they
> have a few joints After a while the little lizard says his mouth is
> 'dry'
> and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so
> stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
>
> A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps
> him to the side, then asks the little lizard:
>
> "What's the matter with you?"
>
> The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting
> smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and
> then fell into the river while taking a drink
>
> The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
> the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing
> a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
>
>
>
> So the koala looks down at him and says:
> ??
>
> "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"
>
>
>
>
>
great stuff loved the mcdonalds one
This one tops em all
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...4109&q=FISHING
Tight lines <*)(((((((((><
Don't be too casual around the 'Greysuits'
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...319563&q=Shark
The Buttocks
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.
He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied,
"I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.
One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce and canonized those who complain.
Thomas Sowell
Gee I hope the female boffins never get this working
Rainbow Trout is NOT skittle flavoured fish.........
what a cracker of a joke
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Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a deep breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she cant stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel complaints department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment greivance against him...
The supivisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "whats sexually threatning about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies..."its Keith, the midget."
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