blonde joke
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were
training to become detectives. To test their skills in
recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a
picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch
him fast because he only has one eye!"The Policeman
says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows
his profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he
flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde
and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and
says,"Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only
has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's
the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and
one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his
profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up
with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the
picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice
asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize
him?" He quickly adds "...think hard before giving me
a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment
and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he
really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears
contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting
answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his
file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the
room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file
in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile
on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE!
The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good
work! How were you able to make such an astute
observation?
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear
regular glasses because he only has one eye and one
ear."
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Originally Posted by Fishin_Dan
