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thats bloody hilarious how would ya feel though aye
Originally Posted by Dirty_Mole
Except that the last photo in the sequence is not real
one day little johnny is playing outside when he stomps on some honey bees so his dad says thats it no more honey 4 a month 10 mins later he stomps on some butterflies so after a bit of thought his dad says thats it no more butter 4 a month just then they hear a scream and they both rush in to see his mother stomping on a cokcaroach so little johnny says 2 his dad do u wanna tell her or should i
Gone Fishing
Four old timers were Fishin and one remarked how for
Christmas this year he'd love to wake up on Christmas
morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go
directly to the lake, meet his buddies and go fishing. His
buddies all chimed in and said, Let's do it! We'll make it
a priority, figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas
morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there
they are on the lake. The first guy says, "Boy this cost me
a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she
can't take her eyes off it."
Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at
home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her
eyeballs in brochures."
Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring
her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group and he
is staring at them like they have lost their minds. "I
can't believe you all went to such expense for this
Fishin trip. I slapped my wife on the butt and said,
'Well babe, is it sex or Fishin?' and she said,
"Take a sweater..."
bigbadwolf...I heard a very similar version but Dad came downstairs and kicked the cat...Johnny turned to Mum and asked..."Are you gonna tell him or should I ?"
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