Slanging matches

[kingtin]

Re: Slanging matches

now our pommy mate wants to know what a bilge pump is..sheesh...that is when you get some water in the bilge..the deckie gets down there with an ice cream can and bails it out....when the abuse from the bilge gets really bad you know the fuse is about to blow.

When the abuse from the deckie gets bad, I know that the fuse has already blown.............normally happens when the pick is stuck. Fixing/placation is by way of gentle words of encouragement/gratitude. Under no circumstances say, "here love, let me do it" this only facilitates the blowing of more fuses and words such as, "bugger off knowall, do you think I'm bloody useless, or what?"

kev

PS what's a bilge?

[choppa]

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when the abuse from the bilge gets really bad you know the fuse is about to blow.

wish you would make up ya mind,,,, is there a fuse in the bilge pump,,, or not????

[onerabbit]

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Maybe we need an Ausfish Sin Bin

That way the kiddies can have a little "Time out" to cool off

I must admit the banter can be somewhat humorous at times!!!

BilgeBoy

How about a feud room where those with conflict can get it off their chest without inciting the mods, & the rest of us could get a good laugh as well.............................................. ..............................

Muzz

[Chezzy13]

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LOL..... A feuding room, will it be rated R..

[manchild]

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You guys are all stupid ,im the only one that knows everything
George

[Chezzy13]

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LOL @ That...

[blaze]

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and it aint slagging, or what ever ya thought it was its
SLINGING S**T

[Hoodie]

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No truer words have been said,
this is the best site for boaties
dont give it a bad name with yobbos being on it

[finga]

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now our pommy mate wants to know what a bilge pump is..sheesh...that is when you get some water in the bilge..the deckie gets down there with an ice cream can and bails it out....when the abuse from the bilge gets really bad you know the fuse is about to blow.

Gees, who the old bugger???
When was the last time anybody saw ice-cream in cans???
I reckon TOL would even have trouble remembering when this happened.


Looks like I'm going to get banned. I'm a self confessed yobbo...and proud

Choppa, mate. Bung a thread up in boating about fusing, or installing an over-current protection device in (there you go Mr smarty pants), a bilge and see what happens. I'll be nice...honest

[Grand_Marlin]

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Kingtin,

If you are going to stick the fuse into the bilgepump while she is bailing with a bucket

.... you had better put on an overload protection device


Cheers

Pete

[onerabbit]

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HAHAHAHAHA, damn , wish I could get the new emoticons to work.

[SgBFish]

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Finga this way off track but so funny I have to put it in. This is from the 2000 Darwin Awards concerning fuses.

2000The Darwin Awards

These prestigious awards presentedannually (and posthumously) recognize those people, who through their stupid and inane actions kill themselves, thus improving society by removing their genes from the gene pool.


AND FINALLY: [Arkansas Democrat Gazette] Two local men were seriously injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday morning. WoodruffCounty deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock are listed in serious condition at Baptist Medical Centre. The accident occurred as the two men were returning to Des Arc after a frog-gigging trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's pick-up truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 calibre bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering wheel column. After inserting the bullet, the headlights again began to operate properly and the two men proceeded toward the White RiverBridge. After travelling about 20 miles and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the right testicle. The vehicle swerved sharply right exiting the pavement and striking a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident, but will require surgery to repair the other wound. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off or we might both be dead" stated Wallis. "I've been a trooper for ten years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder. Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia, Poole's wife asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck. (Way to go, Lavinia).


Cheers,
Scott

[finga]

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Good one Scott
With names like Dovey Snyder, Thurston Poole (sounds like he was on Gilligans Island) and Billy Ray Wallis and places with names Des Arc (is this a place or person??), Little Rock and Cotton Patch they nearly deserve to get shot.
Hopefully, at least one of them may not be able to reproduce again
Maybe I should send this into Mythbusters for them to do a story on it??
Cheers Scott

[Black_Rat]

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I may get a few stones thrown at me over this thread,

Seems every has resorted to throwing marsh mellows

[shaman]

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Scott, that is P!SS FUNNY mate I love stuff that gives me a belly laugh.
Any ideas what they were doing hunting frogs and what were they gunna do with 'em??????????????? ODD HUH