Tunaman attacked

[maxwellson]

sorry tunaman but all i can do is laugh.......

ripper story....glad you wer'nt hurt in any way mate.....LMAO

Maxi

[Pistol_P]

Two nights ago, I was fishing for bream and the water was like a bath. Enjoying the cool night air and the sounds of silence, and standing in knee deep of water, when something came out of the deep and rapped its self around my calf muscle. Ather jumpping around and smashing the water with my fishing rod, I found it was a sqid. And you,d think it would of got the message and swam away, but no, it came back for another bite. Iam glad it wasnt a blue-ring.




signed tunaman

Mate if only you had that broomstick with ya squid jig on the end of it.... ...

[Great White]

tunaman's revenge should have had it out of the water and crumbed with chips for dinner that night

[tunaman]

LMAO. Next time I,ll be ready for the little bugger.



signed tunaman

[Dirtysanchez]

Next time you go fishing better pack a frypan & a gas burner in case your cephla-boyfriend comes back

[tunaman]

OOOOOOW, Keep it down, ya wombat, I just broke up with a cuttlefish.LOL . Mate nice picture of you there, but I think you need a dentist.





signed tunaman

[Dirtysanchez]

Do you think so ? I think they are very nice, and quite functional at the bottom of the sea, certainly helps levering the abalone off for my dinner

[BLOOEY]

Tunaman i think i just had one of those moments i was sitting here reading your thread when something struck me in the back of the head and lots of noise jumped up to see my cat had brought in a bird and let it go just behind me.Anyone need some crab bait.

[tunaman]

Blooey. Mate! at least your cat moves. Mine just lays there all day. its lucky if it gets up at all. But it did move this morning, only coz it had to take a crap.



signed tunaman

[tunaman]

Dirtysandweg. Mate! what can i say, she,s a good looken bloke.
All the best with your dinner.



signed tunaman

[moondancer]

Well done tunaman!!! I needed a laugh today!!! Revenge of the killer calamari!! Hitchock would be proud!!!!

Lawry

[ffejsmada]

Tunaman, Are you sure you weren't groin deep in water with your squid jig floppin around? hehe.
Would of loved to have seen you dance!!!

[Obi _ Wan]

Bloody Hell!!!!!! Just what go you say???? Tunaman, are you OK? you appear to have many more drama's than most. I have been watching this post for a few days now, wondering where it was going to end up, thought at one stage it was heading for the test board, but you are still here!
After being monstered by a Tailor now a squid is having a go at you, very lucky mate that it's not the brother of the one they have at underwater world.
I think i know just what your problem is!
Being the owner of Dr Who's boat and being able to travel in time back to central Australia 10 million years ago, you claimed you did! Going back to the Sudan and rolling in your flea bitten camels dung, jaming poddy mullet, sorry you called them potty mullet, maybe they were a little off, into empty wine casks.

I think all of the above has changed your DNA, you are now possibly a walking, talking, Berkley Gulp.
Don't go near the water and use plenty of deodorant.

Cheers,
Obi_Wan

[stark]

Had that happen to me with a big eel years ago. Haven't you learned to walk on water yet? I did that night!

[tunaman]

Stark. With all the movies and doc,os that tell us or scare people, its no wonder fisho,s near jump out of their skin when something crawls over our feet / skin, its just the thought that something may hurt us or sting us or even worst, eat us. Take no chances, run like hell.




signed tunaman