Me and Dylan

[Maria]

Me and Dylan went fishing with live baits cast netted by me and Dylan. Tide was rising and me got feet wet. Dylan got feet wet too.

There was lots of mosquitoes....Dylan got bitten, me didn't. Me was smart - me wore long clothes.

Me caught one estuary cod at 10cm. Dylan had to out do me with a cod at about 15cm. Me got snobby at Dylan. Dylan said me have to include in report that Dylan's cod was bigger than me's.

Dylan's mrs came, me and Dylan had to go home.

Regards

ME

[cHiCo]

ahahahahahaha

[bidkev]

Me..........you're a freakin' nutcase :-)

BTW, it's "Dylan and I" Why don't you speak proper like wot me duz.

cheers

Him

[Cloud_9]

bloody hell ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

[Maria]

Ahahahahaha ;D

Cev...we's speeke Auzzie here mayte, we's don't speeke that English stuff.

ME!!!

[mackmauler]

Ben, if you can string a sentence together like that this wk end, we will give you a few more beers untill you cant ;D

[jeffo]

lmao at "him" ;D

[vertico]

hahaha

[DaneCross]

Dylan's mrs came, me and Dylan had to go home.

LMAO... Someone's in trouble ;D ;D

[Maria]

...[smiley=whip.gif]

[Billo]

[smiley=hammer.gif] [smiley=stupid.gif]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Billo]

[bidkev]

Ahahahahaha ;D

Cev...we's speeke Auzzie here mayte, we's don't speeke that English stuff.

ME!!!

if'n yooz kan speek at all, den yooz ain't 'ad enuff of dat green smelly stuff dat goez grate wiv de whisky......ope yooz got yorz feet dri

cheers

'im

[Maria]

Kev....you wouldn't be making reference to prohibited/controlled substances now would you! If you were, I'd have no choice but to report you to the appropriate authorities on suspicion. Behave yourself now olde pommy boy. ;D

ME

[bidkev]

lmao at "him" ;D

Him is reely pissed off. Dem vizitors dat wuz kuming from de muvver ####/ry ;-) and stopping me from de meat and greet, well, dare sun az brok is leg and i finked, "grate, now dey izn't cuming I can go" Well dey az just rung too say dat dey are cuming on dare own........Bugger!

Him

[bidkev]

lmao at "him" ;D

Him is reely pissed off. Dem vizitors dat wuz kuming from de muvver ####/ry ;-) and stopping me from de meat and greet, well, dare sun az brok is leg and i finked, "grate, now dey izn't cuming I can go" Well dey az just rung too say dat dey are cuming on dare own........Bugger!

Him

[bidkev]

Kev....you wouldn't be making reference to prohibited/controlled substances now would you! If you were, I'd have no choice but to report you to the appropriate authorities on suspicion. Behave yourself now olde pommy boy. ;D

ME

Best Morrocan......bin there, done that....oh the good olde days ;-)

Him.......Master of the Bong

[Billo]

;D ;D ;D ;D hahahahhahahaha

dem waznt fishn...............dem waz cheking them crop


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

taste testing too
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........mud bud


hahahahhaha

[Maria]

Bugga....stuffed it up.

[Maria]

LMAO....how many kilos of dakka are your pommy friends packin up their cornholes for the flight over? Airport security got pretty tight after Rexy's little stint I hear! :-X

Come down to the MnG for the day mate.

ME

[sharkbait]

??? One of you buggers needs to get a boat.... wandering around drains catching 10cm fish, I dunno....

[Maria]

That same drain just so happened to produce Dylan's Jack a few weeks back, and countless large cod and other estuary species in the past. But yeah, a boat would be nice - would save having to find decent land based spots that no other farker goes to.

Ben

[propdinger]

and the g/f's cant catch you if you have a boat......... ;)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Maria]

Hahaha....don't have to worry about that - mine never has a complaint about what I do or where I go at what time. ;D

Ben

[Dylan_Rylatt]

me not happy bout dis report. me cracked the leather cat o 9 tail whip when i got home. evan had to get the handcuffs out to lock her up...

WAs still fun with the biggest fish again going to sir dylan.

u Sux ben

lol Dylan

[Maria]

Ohhhhhhh Dylan you idiot head....you dun have to teeeeeease me about it. I'm not bringing you fishing anymore.....so there!!! Na Na NaNa Naaaaaaaaaa.....bumhole.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[bidkev]

LMAO....how many kilos of dakka are your pommy friends packin up their cornholes for the flight over? Airport security got pretty tight after Rexy's little stint I hear! :-X

Come down to the MnG for the day mate.

ME

Pomms are tight arsed bastards so I don't suppose they'll get much up there ;-) As for that Rex *unt....I reckon he's bin takin' loony lessons off you.

With regards to the Mng still tryin' to figure how to get 9 of us in a Paj. Told the deckie to take the visitors round the city while I go to the Mng but she's so infatuated wiv me that she won't let me out of her sight :-)

Him

[Maria]

Pomms are tight arsed bastards so I don't suppose they'll get much up there ;-) As for that Rex *unt....I reckon he's bin takin' loony lessons off you.

With regards to the Mng still tryin' to figure how to get 9 of us in a Paj. Told the deckie to take the visitors round the city while I go to the Mng but she's so infatuated wiv me that she won't let me out of her sight :-)

Him


Hahaha...I assume this is your Mrs? I love the way she's referred to as "the deckie". Lol, more like she doesn't wanna let you go cause she wants you to entertain your mad pommy relatives so she can piss off and do other stuff. ;D

ME

[bidkev]

Hahaha...I assume this is your Mrs? I love the way she's referred to as "the deckie". Lol, more like she doesn't wanna let you go cause she wants you to entertain your mad pommy relatives so she can piss off and do other stuff. ;D

ME

Yeah, she's also me best mate coz she pulls the caps off me stubbies wiv her peggies, pulls the anchor and pushes me off from crusoe when i go fishing on me own. Ther's something else a missus is supposed to do, but I forget that one ;-) Only thing she can't do is bait them mice on the hook.........she'll watch 'em pulling the float around for hours though :-)

cheers

kev