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Jitlands
11-10-2005, 06:38 AM
Fished the Broardwater at daylight Saturday and got a good feed of whiting and a couple of sandies, could not have been better.
Then some free entertainment compliments of a couple of blokes in a modified ski boat with "Hummingbird" signwritten down both sides. Not sure what happenned but moments before impact on submerged rocks the sounder must have tipped them off. Those big units don't seem to go so good in half a metre of water. They might need to consider using the red and greens as guide next trip.

So I was prety happy with the start to the weekend untill I got back to the ramp.

A bloke with a jet ski was in the process of removing his wet suit.
This bloke, pushing 50 and well over 100kg then paraded around in a pair of speedo's that appeared to be concealing two grapes and a cherio.
Masses of spotty white skin, D cup tits and a way to small set of swimmers riuned what could have been the perfect trip!
revs57
11-10-2005, 07:19 AM
Jitlands you're a crack up!!! ;D ;D ;D

Nothing worse than the furnature figure...when the chest falls into the draws!!!! Bring on middle age!!! ;D ;D ;D
scuttlebutt
11-10-2005, 07:19 AM
ha ha, funny stuff

cheers,

steve
S.S.
11-10-2005, 09:46 AM
Oh Baby.... what a pity I missed that!!!! LOVE speedos ;)
redrockcod
11-10-2005, 11:16 AM
Should have gaffed it. Towed it out to sea and dumped it
bigmack
11-10-2005, 11:35 AM
Its a plague - yeeikes. 2 of the same at Maroochydore on Sunday morning!! Must be a jet ski thing!
Mad_Barry
11-10-2005, 01:03 PM
A bloke with a jet ski was in the process of removing his wet suit.
This bloke, pushing 50 and well over 100kg then paraded around in a pair of speedo's that appeared to be concealing two grapes and a cherio.
Masses of spotty white skin, D cup tits and a way to small set of swimmers riuned what could have been the perfect trip!




Sorry to offend you, next time I'll cover up with a towel, (or 2) ;)
major-defect
11-10-2005, 03:58 PM
Big or small old or young speedos are not a good look on anybody.
Hoges
11-10-2005, 04:13 PM
Got him on video. See below...
ROFL
jimmybob
11-10-2005, 04:15 PM
should ave rang seaworld rescue team lol ;D
Angla
11-10-2005, 04:59 PM
RAOFLMAO

Did you get any happy snaps ;D ;D

Angla
dasher
11-10-2005, 06:53 PM
Got him on video. See below...
ROFL

I must have been the other side of the ramp. [smiley=beadyeyes2.gif]
Big_Kev
11-10-2005, 07:44 PM
Maybe he was a poacher and he was packing budgies. Small one's at that.
slacky
11-10-2005, 08:36 PM
very funny stuff keep it up.
Hoges
11-10-2005, 09:27 PM
Got another shot of him as he was dressing. See below.
ROFL
Hoges
11-10-2005, 09:29 PM
Better shot of his baby. See below.
revs57
12-10-2005, 07:05 AM
Was that a slot machine or a piggy bank?????
DaveSue_Fishos_Two
12-10-2005, 04:08 PM
Obviously he is comfortable with the way he looks and quite possibly it took him a number of years to feel confident enough to wear what he likes. And good on him I say. I find it remarkable that anyone could say their fishing trip was "spoiled" just because of the way a man was dressed at the ramp, and clearly you studied him for quite a while for all of his details to be so clear in your memory. If it disturbed you so much, why not just look away?

Cheers
Dave
dasher
12-10-2005, 04:55 PM
Seems he had a bit of trouble weighing himself. ;D
Kiktz
12-10-2005, 06:43 PM
Consider your self lucky
IF the water temp was any higher
you coulda been looking at
2 coconuts and a Kabana

and for the D cups Well


Nothing left to say
SWFISHER
12-10-2005, 07:40 PM
So, if your fifty and over 100kg do you stay away from boat ramps or do you not wear speedos? which one is it ? :-/ :-/ :-/
Billo
12-10-2005, 08:36 PM
LOL ....good one !
Hoges
12-10-2005, 08:50 PM
Obviously he is comfortable with the way he looks and quite possibly it took him a number of years to feel confident enough to wear what he likes. And good on him I say. I find it remarkable that anyone could say their fishing trip was "spoiled" just because of the way a man was dressed at the ramp, and clearly you studied him for quite a while for all of his details to be so clear in your memory. If it disturbed you so much, why not just look away?

Cheers
Dave

:-/ Okay are you the real Reel Nauti or are you the imposter? As far as we know you could be the bloke in the speedos (LOL) or Reel Nauti's aulta ego!
Mind you I do agree that if just seeing this bloke in the speedos spoilt a fishing trip then I wished that would be the only thing to ruin many of my trips!
One look in the mirror is enough to put me off anything. ROFL
:D
matthill80
12-10-2005, 10:20 PM
gee whiz cant have a genuine laugh on this site without someone putting their bloody political correctness in

have a look at urself mate and cheer up

btw funny stuff that will prolly be me in 20 yrs tho ;)
DaveSue_Fishos_Two
12-10-2005, 10:22 PM
The Really Reel Nauti Hoges. thanks for your support and understanding.

Dave
revs57
13-10-2005, 01:02 AM
Would the reel Reel Naughti please stand up...good onya dave!!!
rajawolf
13-10-2005, 01:15 AM
Whats the matter with speedos..... LOL ;D ;D

You young blokes who wear boxer shorts with no support.. wait till u are 50 ...then u will need a bra between your legs ;) :-[ ;D
stubi
13-10-2005, 06:49 PM
Hi all

I am in Taiwan at the moment and if you want to go to a swimming pool you have to wear budgie smugglers or swimmers that are like bike shorts. Seeing that I am of the "generous" size, ie, fat, I have "bugger-off, you expect me to wear that? the oldies would die of heart failure" as my current attitude to swimming in Taiwan!!!! As you may guess, there are not a lot of 100+ kilo people in Taiwan, especially white ones ::)