Pieces of advice

[Stuie_02]

Hi Everyone

just think the other day what was some of the best advice i hae been given over the years of fishing.

maybe you guys could put in and throw out a nugget of advice you have heard down through the years.

1. Always check out the cleanng table and look how big the scales are.

2. Never believe a fishermans story always ask his wife for the true story. photography is evidence.

3. Always be kind to your mum :)

nows your turn lets see some of the years of advice on the board.

Stuie

[Rosso]

Erm...Don't run with scissors?

Rosso.

[stephen_t]

Stuie_02

my father said to me once
"never trust a man who doesn`t drink" :-/

[Stuie_02]

hey Stephen

i heard that one about chefs told to me by a chef friend.

"never trust a skinny chef"

[Muzzy]

dont use the fish clean tables cause its like using a sign I got fish here... do it at home and put up with the crap... ;D

never clean a fish near a boat ramp (very important my end of oz)

always be good to your mum and any other lady as thats someone elses mum... and tell her your return times she will get you found if lost.

bannanas arent bad luck ya just dont bring the bastards...

talk to your live bait before casting a simple "go you good thing" would suffice.

never feed the crocs.

always keep ya car keys in your pocket in a boat.

but like me grand dad told me as a whipper snapper, the longer ya bait/lure/fly is in the water the more fish ya gonna catch.

and smile fish dont like frouners...