What would you do?

[woolybugger]

Joke:

Bernie came home from work yesterday and when he came through the door he was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy negligee - very nice he thought!!
She whispered in a sexy, husky voice - "Tie me up Babe and you can do anything you want!!".
So Bernie tied her up and went fly fishing!!

[Maxg]

Bernie got shot this morning in his bed. Seems his wife accidentially let of a shotgun in the bedroom and Bernie was in the way of a load on No 4 shot. Pity he was a great fly guy. MaxG.