Green elves, santas and mamma santas

[DICER]

about this time of year green elves start appearing or is this my imagination.....?? ??

[thumps]

typical dutchman...on the Hooch again??

[DR]

ssshhhhhhhhhhhh >:(

[Black_Rat]

They couldn't be to far off ;D

[kleiny]

maybe december they will appear.
kleiny

[Big_unit]

Shoot to kill, I say.

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Cheers
James

I got a Reindeer last year.

[Zeeke]

kill the friggen elves.. and string that fat bastard up by his jingle bells and bash him with with a 7ft candy cane...


Tim
p.s. Ban Xmas

[Billo]

;D ;D ;D LMAO .....jolly bunch aren't we !!!!

Yep , sounds like the hoochy has come a little early !

Those reindeer are too easy ....the elves are more fun .....dirty little elves :D

[dasher]

Shoot to kill, I say.

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Cheers
James

I got a Reindeer last year.

Geez James I'm glad it wasn't dasher mate. ;) ;D

[dasher]

Shyte I just realised I'm sitting here in my Greens Reserve uniform which naturally green. I could be in danger from snipers given that I'm only 4' 16". Hmmm I think it may be sick leave until after xmas. ;) ;D ;D ;D

[harry_h01]

Looks like someone got in some early target practice

[dasher]

You guys better be careful, Santas watching you.

[Zeeke]

Lucky i dont have a chimney.....Santa knows how much i hate him...

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Im lining the elves up already

Tim

[DICER]

This is a recent menu from close to the north pole..... they have been waiting for a feast, and guess what's on the menu ????

Reindeer in oyster sauce of course.

[GBC]

Thanks fellas, my child read this thread and is now an inpatient at P.A. psych ward....... ;)
May the lice of one thousand camels infest your scrotums
Merry Christmas

[Black_Rat]

May the lice of one thousand camels infest your scrotums

Don't need that excuse to scratch em' #::) ;D ;D ;D

[rajawolf]

MERRY XMAS today is the 25th... :).....opps wrong month! :-X

BBL

[harry_h01]

I wonder if this is a Qantas Jet?

[DICER]

mamma santa was piloting the plane.....

[imported_admin]

You mean like these

:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8-) :-? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-/ :-* :'(

[Fishinmishin]

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE GONE AND DONE DICER :-[ :-X [smiley=rifle.gif]

[Zeeke]

:) >:( [smiley=rifle.gif]

[DR]

Curse you Dicer...everyone who hates elves should put Dicer on their ignore list..(insert normal lol smiley face here)

[fishman7]

hi guys
just show my 9 yr old i told here one of u shot santa so here not coming this year ;D
danny

[DR]

hi guys
just show my 9 yr old i told here one of u shot santa so here not coming this year ;D
danny

NOW SEE WHAT YOU'VE CAUSED DICER, DANNY'S LITTLE ONE THINKS SANTAS DEAD...

oh well, Zeeke will be happy. (insert more real smilies here)

[el_carpo]

Rudolph, Rudolph Jr, and Rudolph III Nooooooooooooo!

[adriancorrea]

Bloody Dicer now look what youve done
Zeeke please shoot Dicer aswell lol
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Tight Lines
Adrian

[dasher]

hi guys
just show my 9 yr old i told here one of u shot santa so here not coming this year ;D
danny

NOW SEE WHAT YOU'VE CAUSED DICER, DANNY'S LITTLE ONE THINKS SANTAS DEAD...

oh well, Zeeke will be happy. (insert more real smilies here)

Wooooops it's confirmed.

[dasher]

Shoot to kill, I say.

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Cheers
James

I got a Reindeer last year.

Now ya wrecked it for us all James. [smiley=angryfire.gif]