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[The Silver Unicorn]

Thanks ausfish, i and a whole lot of kids that look at this website really need to see ads for vagisil.....111834


I joined "The Rebel Alliance"

[Ausfish]

Hi

Thanks for your concern.

Feminine hygiene ads are all over TV and have been for many years. The Internet is just another form of media.

I cant quite see what the issue is with the ad

Can you explain why you seem offended by an ad for feminine hygiene?
or what it is about the ad that you do not like?





Thanks ausfish, i and a whole lot of kids that look at this website really need to see ads for vagisil.....111834


I joined "The Rebel Alliance"

[TruBlue]

I'm not offended by the subject matter however I would change the channel when they come on TV in front of my young bloke at home if they said lets talk about issues with our vaginas
Sorry I'm not ready to discuss women's issues with my 10 year old son
I'd prefer to join a fishing site so he and I could get some info on fishing technic and related info as he reads over my shoulder
"Ow wait that's I paid a subscription for"


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[rtp1984]

[QUOTE=Bull01;1605493]Thanks ausfish, i and a whole lot of kids that look at this website really need to see ads for vagisil.....111834


I joined "The Rebel Alliance"[/QUOTE



sounds like your trying to pick a fight with ausfish for the sake of it...

[kingcray]

what is The Rebel Alliance?

[scottar]

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[Jarrah Jack]

what is The Rebel Alliance?

Extra extra extra extra large t shirt wearers club.

[The Black Unicorn]

[QUOTE=kingcray;1605515]what is The Rebel Alliance?[/QUOTE

Long ago in a galaxy far far away...............

[Crunchy]

You know the ads are targeted Bull01 :-X

[Crunchy]

what is The Rebel Alliance?

Not much is known about this secretive and some say elitist group. It was formed after a breakaway group left a Piscatorial sect after a falling out with the leadership. The new group worship the Crustacean and indeed have one as their emblem. The two sects do cross paths from time to time due to clashes of ancient annual pilgrimages but there is rarely violence, usually just a bit of glaring and a little sulking.

The sect has different levels that members can progress through, the entry level is known as “Crab shÿte” where most sect members start off. The first proper level is “Order of the claw” followed by “Knights of the Carapace” and finally the inner circle known as the “Gluttons of pork”. Their leader, known only by his title “The Grand Crustacea” is a mysterious man and not a lot is known about him.

The sect has several interesting norms. Nudity seems to feature at many of their male only gatherings. It is forbidden to discuss certain topics (E.g. politics) and any discussions of a serious nature are frowned upon and will have you admonished and possibly even banned which when you really think about it is actually rather incongruous. The sect is non-discriminatory and does not differentiate members by race, or sexuality for that matter. Some members take up female names with “Lisa” being a popular choice. Prospective members can ride push bikes and wear Lycra but those members can never get past the level of Crab shÿte, often they are not aware of this.

Just as some gangs earn their income from monopolising certain industries, e.g. car towing, this group has a stranglehold on the second hand lead-acid battery market which is where a lot of their income is derived.

The sect is considered reasonably safe to approach but the public are warned that people carrying bacon in their vicinity may be at risk of robbery.

[The Silver Unicorn]

Not much is known about this secretive and some say elitist group. It was formed after a breakaway group left a Piscatorial sect after a falling out with the leadership. The new group worship the Crustacean and indeed have one as their emblem. The two sects do cross paths from time to time due to clashes of ancient annual pilgrimages but there is rarely violence, usually just a bit of glaring and a little sulking.

The sect has different levels that members can progress through, the entry level is known as “Crab shÿte” where most sect members start off. The first proper level is “Order of the claw” followed by “Knights of the Carapace” and finally the inner circle known as the “Gluttons of pork”. Their leader, known only by his title “The Grand Crustacea” is a mysterious man and not a lot is known about him.

The sect has several interesting norms. Nudity seems to feature at many of their male only gatherings. It is forbidden to discuss certain topics (E.g. politics) and any discussions of a serious nature are frowned upon and will have you admonished and possibly even banned which when you really think about it is actually rather incongruous. The sect is non-discriminatory and does not differentiate members by race, or sexuality for that matter. Some members take up female names with “Lisa” being a popular choice. Prospective members can ride push bikes and wear Lycra but those members can never get past the level of Crab shÿte, often they are not aware of this.

Just as some gangs earn their income from monopolising certain industries, e.g. car towing, this group has a stranglehold on the second hand lead-acid battery market which is where a lot of their income is derived.

The sect is considered reasonably safe to approach but the public are warned that people carrying bacon in their vicinity may be at risk of robbery.

Probably the best description ive ever heard!!!


I joined "The Rebel Alliance"

[Shark Poker]

Probably the best description ive ever heard!!!


I joined "The Rebel Alliance"

Well, I don't think so. But it will do.

[Horse]

Close but no prize for Crunchy. The Rebel Alliance are a shadowy group akin to the Knights Templar of previous times. They hold no allegiance to either the "worshippers of the Fish" nor do they bow to the cause of "the Crab". They stand for freedom and truth......oh and bacon

[Moejoes]

So how does one join the rebel alliance Horse?

[Apollo]

On the money equine boy. Sick of the political BS, getting crabs, sick monks, keyboard warriors, termites, power struggles and egos. Just fishing with mates who won't type something they won't say to your face.

[The Black Unicorn]

Not much is known about this secretive and some say elitist group. It was formed after a breakaway group left a Piscatorial sect after a falling out with the leadership. The new group worship the Crustacean and indeed have one as their emblem. The two sects do cross paths from time to time due to clashes of ancient annual pilgrimages but there is rarely violence, usually just a bit of glaring and a little sulking.

The sect has different levels that members can progress through, the entry level is known as “Crab shÿte” where most sect members start off. The first proper level is “Order of the claw” followed by “Knights of the Carapace” and finally the inner circle known as the “Gluttons of pork”. Their leader, known only by his title “The Grand Crustacea” is a mysterious man and not a lot is known about him.

The sect has several interesting norms. Nudity seems to feature at many of their male only gatherings. It is forbidden to discuss certain topics (E.g. politics) and any discussions of a serious nature are frowned upon and will have you admonished and possibly even banned which when you really think about it is actually rather incongruous. The sect is non-discriminatory and does not differentiate members by race, or sexuality for that matter. Some members take up female names with “Lisa” being a popular choice. Prospective members can ride push bikes and wear Lycra but those members can never get past the level of Crab shÿte, often they are not aware of this.

Just as some gangs earn their income from monopolising certain industries, e.g. car towing, this group has a stranglehold on the second hand lead-acid battery market which is where a lot of their income is derived.

The sect is considered reasonably safe to approach but the public are warned that people carrying bacon in their vicinity may be at risk of robbery.

very close to the actual truth.

[Shark Poker]

This is not the first time Crunchy has referred to the term 'Elitist'. Obviously there are some personal issues there and that Crunchy is why you should be nice to your mates who take you to Straddie AND bring you back safe and well. In summary, don't act like a " turd" .

[Boat Hog]

On the money equine boy. Sick of the political BS, getting crabs, sick monks, keyboard warriors, termites, power struggles and egos. Just fishing with mates who won't type something they won't say to your face.
Crikey, what happened in Gympie? Did a truck carrying dictionaries have a crash and spill on the highway?! Big words for a big country lad Mr Apollo.

[The Black Unicorn]

On the money equine boy. Sick of the political BS, getting crabs, sick monks, keyboard warriors, termites, power struggles and egos. Just fishing with mates who won't type something they won't say to your face.

it started with a full moon party!

[scottar]

Sounds like scientology to me.

[Horse]

On the money equine boy. Sick of the political BS, getting crabs, sick monks, keyboard warriors, termites, power struggles and egos. Just fishing with mates who won't type something they won't say to your face.
Your talking about AF before "The Night of The Long Moderation"

[Shark Poker]

More like the night of the long knives!

[Boat Hog]

I did hear that Cwunchy is a bit outwaged that he wasn't allowed to join the Webel Alliance until he fixed his speech impediment ........

[Boat Hog]

Thanks Mr Ausfish - looks like you're entering into the 'spirit" of things....... Advertising to have a rebel Christmas. Why, do believe I shall!

[TREVELLY]

Shark poker I don't understand where you are at here. The 1770 trip was self titled Elitist M&G and I think printed on the shirts (not sure on that one). But I think the title is heartily embraced by all and sundry.
To join is quite simple you only have to chop down the largest ironbark in the forest with a feather and your in.
Quite a tame mob compared to some tribes ;)
I woildn't go so far as to say civilised though - that would be cramping their style ;D

[FisHard]

First world problems right here.

[kingcray]

so who took whos lunch money .. ?

[Crunchy]

This is not the first time Crunchy has referred to the term 'Elitist'. Obviously there are some personal issues there and that Crunchy is why you should be nice to your mates who take you to Straddie AND bring you back safe and well. In summary, don't act like a " turd" .

Stop being so cranky Poker, just a little twung in tweck humour

[tug_tellum]

;DI wish I wasnt so short, then all this wouldnt go over my head. Any other short people out there?
Mick

[McKnight]

;DI wish I wasnt so short, then all this wouldnt go over my head. Any other short people out there?
Mick

I'd put my hand up, but I'd be so short you wouldn't even see that.

[Greg P]

Night of the pumpkin scone bandit enabled the alliance. Also something to do with incontinence pads I think .